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Van Damme Van 

Did you see the Van Damme Van? It looks awesome. Plus I hear it can go over 1000 miles.
Van Damme Van by Livewire October 10, 2005
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popped a van damme 

To pull a boner while dancing with a hot chick.
Jade - "You dance lamb good, do you want to come back to mine?"
Tom - "wha-oh, I've popped a Van Damme"
Jade - "idiot"
popped a van damme by Samthelamb February 12, 2007

Van Damme Americans 

A Japanese term for patriotic fun loving, happy go lucky, bold and loud Americans. Often used to describe American military or people who mix comoflage and old glory patterns. Also used to describe Americans who live in the Bible belt.
The fact that Van Damme is Belgian is irrelevant because he played Guile in Street fighter
I'm visiting America to party with "Van Damme Americans."

kickin' like Van Damme 

That booty is Kickin' like Van DAMME!!!

Jean Claude Van Damme 

A ballerina from Belgium with a speech impediment who really likes to do splits.

Van Damme hasn't made a good movie yet, though, he keeps trying, which is great because now we get to celebrate his mediocrity with him --how original.

I've actually heard he's a pretty nice guy which makes little difference to most Americans because they have no fuckin' clue where Belgium actually is located on a map since Geography and History are both taught as one subject in school.
Person 1: Did you see the last Jean Claude Van Damme movie?

Person2: Please tell me it will be his last --ever.

Person1: He didn't make any promises.

Person2: Oh my god, help me! I've been Van Dammed!
Jean Claude Van Damme by Jaspa J October 1, 2012

Jean Claude Van Damme 

Made for TV movie king!! I think his only film to mae it to the cinema was also his shitest...Street Fighter.
Man 9pm channel 5 another Van Damme films on!
Jean Claude Van Damme by Ashley' December 31, 2003