Ugly Cassanova

1. A very clever oxymoron

2. A band headed by Modest Mouse's Isaac Brock that is even better than Modest Mouse. The band also has a rather intresting backstory. Look it up.

Have you heard of that band Ugly Cassanova?

No, no I haven't

Well, they are awesome

by Big Boss Whitey July 10, 2005

Cassandra

Cassandra's are strong, beautiful, funny, with a nice rack and a great ass. She's a great friend and always keeps true to her promises. Cassandra will never let you down. She will brighten your day when your feeling sad, she will make you smile just by looking at her because she is always happy.

Dude why are you so happy?
Oh, I just saw Cassandra.

by marie69 November 5, 2018

cassandra

to be the most amazing thing anyone has ever seen.

"you are so cassandra, I love you"

by forgetyoumann January 3, 2008

Cassandra

Someone who is beautiful and should deserve every bit of the best in her life. She should have the perfect husband and amazing kids. She also is a trophy wife

She was like a Cassandra today

by Lady lover 689 May 14, 2018

Cornfield Cassanova

A guy who bangs floozies in a cornfield. Someone who murders prostitutes and dumps their bodies in a cornfield. A guy who gets aroused when hes around or near cornfields. Someone who hangs out in a cornfield masturbating.

Watch out for Leland, i hear he's a real cornfield cassanova!

by eriks1971 July 15, 2011

Cassandra Clare

A teenage fantasy author best known for her series, The Mortal Instruments.

Person: Cassandra Clare is my favourite author.

by FlushedToilet May 15, 2011

Cassandra

Cassandra is a brownish-redish haired girl who is very beautiful, very kind, funny, has an AMAZING smile, a very cute laugh. Someone who is always around when you need them. She is someone that cares about you as much as you care about them. <3

boy 1: did you see cassandra walk by?
boy 2: yea, dude i wish she was my girlfriend, shes sooo beautiful.
girl 1: i wish i was a cassandra.

by puppylove<3 September 30, 2012