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curtain twitcher

Someone with nothing better to do than to spy on their neighbours for signs of petty wrongdoing. A derogatory term for members of the neighbourhood watch and other such organisations.

The term refers to the only sign of their presence - curtains twitching in suburban dwellings as they peek out at whatever might be going on outside.

Has absolutely nothing to do with homosexuality, except where homosexuality is illegal and thus something else for the curtain-twitchers to report to the authorities.
"Letting the deranged curtain twitcher at Snout’s Cottage gather “intelligence” about her neighbours reminds me of East Germany before the Wall came down."
by Awffle May 28, 2009
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Curtain Twitcher

That one nosey neighbour who watches your every move.
I came home from work the other day got out of the car & felt a vibe I was being watched,Look up & there he/she was with the curtains pulled to one side looking out,

Every time I start my lawnmower to cut the grass there he/she is gawking out,Bloody curtain twitchers f off you nosey b**tards
by HSmith0706 August 24, 2019
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Curtain jerker

The first wrestler to walk out to the ring in the first match of an event!
Usually a match which is just to boost up the crowd spirits for the main-event!!
Win or lose doesnt really matter because there is no title involved.
All the first matches in all wrestlemanias !!

rey mysterio vs eddie at wrestlemania 21 was a curtain jerker
by ligawres May 17, 2011
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Curtain Twank

The act of masturbating adjacent to a window behind net curtains. The performer can see out of the window while the public on the other side are unawares of the sexual act taking place.
Chris curtain twanked in his hotel room receiving sexual gratification from the fact that that the public outside mere feet from him were unaware of his depravity.
by howlingmadwilger June 6, 2015
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Curtain Tan

A one inch wide tan strip the length of a speed freaks face over their good eye from peeking through the curtains looking for the law.
Man that guy is a real sketch artist, check out his curtain tan.
by pinballman February 2, 2010
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Curtain Call

Discovering not long after leaving the bathroom from dropping a hot, steamy "deuce" that you're not quite done yet. Kinda like how grunting out a monster turd opens the floodgates.
John: "Okay, Let's head out and grab a beer."

Jason: "Hold up. I gotta hit the Thunderdome."

John: "You were just in there for like 10 minutes dude!"

Jason: "Yeah, I know. I gotta make a Curtain Call."
by matterri September 13, 2016
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Curtain sex

Curtain sex is when you come home and you see a penis sticking out from between the curtains. Instead of calling the police like a normal person, you flick it, suck it, then insert yourself on it.
Eva: Oh my god I had the best curtain sex yesterday!
Bob: Weren't you afraid?
Eva: No! *breaks down crying*
by DjFarmor January 26, 2019
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