cuntwrangler

tearing off cunt and turning it into gear for about town

cuntwrangler example:
you look good today, have you been cuntwrangling latley?

by tits on toast March 22, 2009

cuntwagon

1. The vulgar slang word for a slutty girl that you oppose; 2. A female with the soul of a whore who fucks anyone she sees; 3. A female that enjoys sexual trains and being tag-teamed by the minimum of 32 men.

Man, Kelsey is such a cuntwagon. Look at all her holes being stuffed!

by xxCaptainUnderpantsxx September 29, 2009

cuntwag

What my my mother calls me before she violently beats me.

Mom: Come hear you little cuntwag
Me: pls no

by Jack and pill February 10, 2018

Cuntwannabe

You’re a cuntwannabe

He wanted to be a cunt but was only a cuntwannabe

by memimi May 12, 2022

Cuntwagon

A cuntwagon is similar to a douche-canoe. A douche-canoe is someone who’s something more than a douche. A cuntwagon is a name for someone who has surpassed douche, douche-canoe, and cunt and moved to a place where their cunthood requires its own transportation.

They were a total cuntwagon, how could they let your partner go to the wrong hospital when you you got in that accident? You need to check your parental unit.

by Blandleparadise January 15, 2023