Cuntstipated

When a bitch is so stuck in her ways and won't listen.
Being so bitchy that nothing else is going to change it.

Marissa: Wow, did you notice how bitchy Sheila has been recently?
Margret: Yeah. She's been cuntstipated for a few days now.

by Dr. Defined April 8, 2019

cuntstipation

(n.) Occurs when rock-solid fecal matter is ejected from the vagina onto a person or object, or into an appropriate container.

For our younger, more sensitive readers, cuntstipation is when shit comes out of a girl's pussy (snatch, twat, cunt, meat wallet).

Husband: "Suppose we'll be having sexual intercourse tonight, sweetheart?"

Wife: "Oh no, not tonight, honey... I'm having a bad case of cuntstipation."

Husband: "It's okay, dear. I was just having a sperm-retention headache."

by Rick Roberson April 21, 2011

cuntstipated

When a woman is pregnant and misses her period she is cuntstipated.

"I think I'm cuntstipated. I haven't had my period in three months."

by Hank Kaplan May 23, 2008

cuntstipated

can get erection but unable to ejaculate

poor old kevin looked down, shrugged, smiled to himself and said plaintively, "blimey, kylie, i must be cuntstipated!"

by theWestHamfan January 9, 2004

Cuntsticle

When a guy gets his balls hit so hard that one of them rupture's and looks like it has a vagina as well.

guy 1 "hey man how was last night with your girlfriend?"

guy 2 "not so well, we got into a fight and she kicked me so hard that i have a Cuntsticle now"

by mofo December 26, 2016

Cuntstick

It is what you call a very idiotic or anoying person. Saying that they have a stick in there cunt

Shut the duck up you cuntstick

by Cantthinkofausernameisalreadya February 27, 2018

cuntstipated

Absolutely controlled by a female. Completely pussy-whipped.

He's so cuntstipated he's never allowed a night out with the guys

by Jack the Zman April 12, 2009