cuntlapper

Someone who eats pussy

I love to eat pussy, so that makes me a cuntlapper

cuntlapper by Azeroth April 14, 2003

cuntslapper

A female who masturbates. ie. (slapping her cunt). Could be considered the female counterpart to a wanker. Its even more humorous to call your friend a "cuntslapper" than a "wanker" because it also implies that he's a female, and has a cunt that he enjoys slapping.

"hey joe, you cuntslapper! get in the car before we leave you behind!"

Person 1: "we had the week off of school, and the coaches still made us come to practice the whole week"

Person 2: "aww....fuckin cuntslappers"

cuntslapper by sonny_bfd December 5, 2009

cuntlapping

A man's (or a lesbian's) gift to a woman; oral caress of the vulva and clitoris.

"Cuntlapping is my favorite indoor sport, so lie down, sweetie."
"You better be able to breathe through your ears, buster!"

cuntlapping by Cornholio October 30, 2003

cuntlapper

n. American slang. 1) a person who performs cunnilingus on female genitalia; 2) a heterosexual male; 3) a sex-minded heterosexual male.

While he was diving into the spot between her legs, she thought, now this feels good because he's a good cuntlapper

cuntlapper by Roger October 13, 2003

cuntslap 

1. a nice tap on the pubic region of a woman. 2. My friend Billy

Billy is a cuntslap.

cuntslap by Joe November 7, 2004

Cuntwraps 

Sophisticated squad of alpha females

Damn look at all those cuntwraps, wish I was them

Cuntwraps by Forrest&pine June 13, 2019

cunty mc cuntlips 

The ultimate insult to someone who is more than just a cunt, or has just done something completely twatty. A clever use of the Scottish 'Mc' between 'cunty' and 'cuntlips' to make it sound like someones name, but also gives it a humourous feel, perfect for a bit of banter amongst friends.

Lame_d00d: I PwN3d J00 d00d!!!1111
D7: You Cunty McCuntlips ;-)

cunty mc cuntlips by D7 November 28, 2004