COMRAD

COMRAD stands for: crazy overprocrastinating mischief reading aesthetical don'talktome.

another word for friend but not quite friend.

lowselfesteemlord: hi COMRAD!
me: hi.

by Mayflowr March 7, 2023

comrade general

command and conquer is the best series of games ever made, and the communist countries always say 'comrade general' in red alert, red alert 2, generals etc.

Comrade Stalin (Red alert): Comrade general! We have taken over europe at last (loud clap) its time to celebrate. (Takes off belt and starts dancing).

Think about that, a dancing Stalin.

by wasabi July 14, 2004

comrade

Variant of "companion" formed in England in the 1500's. It was a military (especially naval) term to address one who had achieved the same high ranking as yourself, and may only be used by commanders, admirals and such.


In the USSR it became a popular form of address, and of welcome into the social groups surrounding bolshevism.


Replacement for "sir" or "mister"

"Comrade Gumba" sunk your battleship, bitch.

by Gumba Gumba April 11, 2004

Cumrade

This is a term used to describe someone who is engaged in the people's fight for liberation from class warfare, while also someone who is engaged with liberating your libido.

I lost my job, they evicted my ass, and I can barely afford food for myself now... thank god for my cumrades, they'll know how to help me

by cumrade4lyfe March 9, 2022

Comrade day

A holiday celebrated on May the 14th. Boys between the ages 12 to 17
Celebrate the Motherland and drink vodka!

Person 1: bro can you give me some takis
Person 2: No, it is not Comrade day give me money if you want takis.

by Seothebro December 1, 2021

Penis Cumlada

A beverage consisting of male sperm and ice is usually drank after the act of forming a jerk circle and jerking off all your friends. It is prepared by first:

Forming the jerk circle
Collecting the juice

Adding ice

Blend until smooth

Add a festive straw if you feel the occasion calls for it

Kurtis: Hey lets form a jerk circle than make a couple Penis Cumladas

Matt: WTF you faggot im not gunna drink your sperm

Austin: (pukes)

by Mr. Omg February 22, 2011

cumpadre

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy

My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank

by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 29, 2007