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cumupins 

he makes cumupins like 5 times a day..i think hes lonely

cumuppance

Your "just deserts" for sexual irresponsibilty, such as contracting an STD, getting pregnant, etc.
One should either always use condoms or practice abstinence, so as to avoid unexpected cumuppances.
cumuppance by QuacksO April 7, 2019
Cum sprayed on the face in the morning... thus the breakfast of champions!
When you give oral copulation and the person ejects in your mouth or on your face in the morning, this makes cumupits the breakfast of champions.
Cumupits by FauxFamous July 18, 2011
The gag reflex that happens post giving a blow job.
After I blew my husbands brains out I couldn’t control the cumup.
cumup by TTheGoat February 19, 2021