CTFD

capture the flag, dawg

You need to ctfd. Like seriously, capture the flag, dawg.

by briskae August 21, 2011

Ctfd

Calm the fuck down

Your insane girlfriend has to ctfd

by Salad queen July 23, 2015

Ctfd

Abbreviation of calm the f*** down.

Chipotle is my life! Omg ctfd.

by Thelyinking September 4, 2015

ctfd

ctfd or C.T.F.D. is an acronym for "Calm the fuck down."

Amanda: "Hahahahahahahaha that's so funny!! I'm lmao!!! You're so hilarious!!! Lololol! Like seriously I can't stop laughing!"
Karl: "ctfd"

by Sallyomalley September 26, 2017

Ctfd.

Intended to convey the expression “Calm the fuvk down”

If we each just took a moment to Ctfd. More often we might learn to respond better as opposed to always just reacting to one another

by Burdensomeknowing March 13, 2025

CTFDN

Used when telling someone to calm the fuck down now. If the situation is not en emergency the N may be dropped. In a situation that is out of control you can also add OE (or else), OD (or die), or OMO (or move on) to the end to make it quite apparent that you will calm down or get out my face.

Calvin: Get off the damn counter before i skin you.

Hobbs: Woah! CTFDN!

Calvin: What did you just say to me pussy?

Hobbs: Let me repeat that CTFDNOE.

Calvin: OE what?

Hobbs: OD!

by She&He February 28, 2010