A crystal meth hunter is a gay man who, though not necessarily a drug user himself, seeks out meth-addicted men within the gay community for sex, for the reason that meth addicted men will go much further, sexually, than anyone not addicted to meth.

"Hey, you see that guy cruising the dance floor? He's a crystal meth hunter, only tweaker dudes will do the perverted things he likes.

Crystal meth hunter by MakingItReal March 7, 2021

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Crystal Meth Train

•noun- A top secret cargo train that only travels between the hours of 0000 and 0300. It's a liberal train that carries meth, spice, and fentanyl, and people sprinkle it out on to everything as the train passes. They also pick up drug lords and heroin/fentanyl czars from the Southern border, and distribute them to Seattle, Chicago, New York, and Tampa. It's also said that when the train makes stops briefly, that suddenly all these holes open in the train cars, and peers flop out to satisfy glory hole enthusiasts who are usually awake during those hours and are on xtasy.

Helen: "Honey, wake up I hear an odd train sound passing!"

Frederick: "OH dear, that's just the secret liberal crystal meth train that distributes garbage. Nothing to worry over sweetheart."

Crystal Meth Train by PEEN SWATTER September 5, 2021

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Jesus Christ on a Crystal Meth Binge!

Phrase used for conveying sudden and extreme frustration.

Johnny: Anyway, how’s your sex life?
Mark: Jesus Christ on a Crystal Meth Binge! Who ask’s that?

Jesus Christ on a Crystal Meth Binge! by Help525600 October 18, 2020

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Alaska's crystal meth capital

Wasilla, a small community north of Anchorage, formerly mayored by 2008 Republican Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin.

"I can't believe they charged me for my rape kit after that meth head held me at knifepoint. It's no wonder Wasilla is Alaska's crystal meth capital."

Alaska's crystal meth capital by saneremu October 30, 2008

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