When you feel like you are trying to shit a bowling ball covered in glass shards out your ass. A result of severe dehydration and poor diet.
by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017
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Honey where’s the mate to my new Cervelt socks? These were $1,500. Check under our son’s bed. If he’s doing a Cervelt cruster I’m going to beat his ass.
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Get the nut cruster mug.Some one with serious issues of not having proper hygiene when it comes to cleaning there private parts and leads to having crusted shit on there ass and bikini line. The stains may appear on clothing.
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Get the Mud Cruster mug.The California Cruster is an arousal intimacy activity in which the female does not wipe their ass for week(s) and lets shit crust in their anus. After the shit has crusted and hardened, the male may proceed to penetrate the anus of the female. This creates a crunchy and cracking aroma for the male and female to enjoy.
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