Cruster

A person who's skin crusts and flakes when they get nervous.

That guy was such a cruster that he walked around in a white flakey cloud.

by IAmSoItchey November 1, 2009

coventry cruster

A tasty pastry that can be bought from any good bakers...such as Greggs.

I'm going to the bakery to buy a coventry cruster, would you like me to purchase one for yourself?

by chris farquhar May 23, 2006

nut cruster

selena

selena is a big nut cruster, only one that you enjoy.

by crusted October 14, 2021

dont tax my gig so hard-core, cruster.

translation: get off my case you old fogey!
used by pauly shore in encino man.

mr morgan, if your all edged cuz im wheezin off your grindage, just chill cuz if i had the whole brady bunch thing happenin at my pad, id go grind over there. so DONT TAX MY GIG SO HARD-CORE, CRUSTER!

by cibyl June 18, 2003

Cruster

a nasty ass person (anti-racist term)

yo that boy a CRUSTER ass mf

by Stankball November 17, 2020

California Cruster

The California Cruster is an arousal intimacy activity in which the female does not wipe their ass for week(s) and lets shit crust in their anus. After the shit has crusted and hardened, the male may proceed to penetrate the anus of the female. This creates a crunchy and cracking aroma for the male and female to enjoy.

Tyree did the good ole California Cruster with his baby mama

by thebutterchurner January 8, 2026

California Cruster

The California Cruster is an arousal intimacy activity in which the female does not wipe their ass for week(s) and lets shit crust in their anus. After the shit has crusted and hardened, the male may proceed to penetrate the anus of the female. This creates a crunchy and cracking aroma for the male and female to enjoy.

Tyree did the good ole California Cruster with his baby mama

by thebutterchurner January 8, 2026