coochie crusader

A white knight but even more toxic

James is a coochie crusader.

by Reeeeeehiro September 3, 2019

crusader

A member of the Roman Catholic medieval order charged with reclaiming Christian and Jewish lands in the middle east. Ages later, crusaders became more universally known as Christian warriors whom play a ceremonial role in protecting the Roman Catholic Church.

Reginald was a medieval crusader in the 1300s.

by Nicolai March 30, 2004

Couch Crusader

Someone who vehemently supports a cause on social media but does not do anything that requires a physical presence or effort.

Guy 1: Did you see Bethany's tweet last night?

Guy 2: Yeah, I invited her to the environmental rally but she said she was busy.

Guy 1: What a couch crusader.

by PseudoSocial June 16, 2018

Crusader Crazies

The most loyal, dedicated, and loudest fans in the world of highschool sports. They are fans of the Bergen Catholic Crusaders in Oradell NJ. Home of the best student-athletes in NJ. They paint their entire bodies before every football game and no one would ever be dumb enough to cross them. Their main rivals are the Don Bosco fans, who are not nearly as good. Even though they are great guys when it comes to game time they are vicious and ruthless fans willing to do whatever they can for their team.

I can't wait to go to bergen and become part of the Crusader Crazies.

by ultralaxer4 June 7, 2011

Cradle Crusader

A Cradle Crusader is a person who regularly attempts to procreate with members of the opposite sex who are typically between the ages of 15-17.

Dude, he is a true cradle crusader!

by Dante and Randall June 20, 2011

Crusade

When you go out and eliminate all thots in the area/country/world

Let’s go on a crusade to rid the world of thots

by Ryan Buttersworth August 4, 2019

crusading

The futile act of relentlessly arguing a position to a person or audience, knowing they have already rejected it. Often the goal is not to convince anyone, but to antagonize dissenters, congratulate oneself for excellent arguing, or perhaps to instigate an entertaining or damning reaction.

"Should I even talk to my mom about climate change? Nah... that would be pointless crusading."

"I was up til 4am crusading for trans rights on conservative Twitter. You should see the screenshots."

"No crusading in the comments, guys."

by Kickflipper November 9, 2018