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An autism related event involving a child, poop, and typically the walls, carpeting and often the child him/herself. First used in this context by a mom of three kids with autism who also happens to write.
From a Huffington Post Piece: "What is a crapisode? (This is where you might want to stop eating and put down your beverage.) My 10 year old (#2, appropriately for the purposes of this entry) pooped in the toilet. That is reason to cheer, believe me. Toilet training is a major issue in my section of the autism community. Our kids can wear diapers into their teens and beyond. So #2 pooped. Hooray! But #2 forgets to flush. And she rarely closes the lid. Not hooray.
Miss Peanut, my 6 year old, seems to believe that being a Virgo means she simply MUST swim in any puddle larger than spit. The toilet is like an Olympic sized pool to her. So Peanut goes into the toilet after #2 has had her, ah, success. Peanut flings kaka everywhere and gets it all over herself, the floor, the walls, the tub, the baseboards and the window. Wes Craven could not film anything scarier than what I saw that school morning, 35 minutes before the bus was due to arrive. That’s a "crapisode." It happens in the blink of an eye while I’m washing dishes or doing laundry. I’m alerted by a splashing sound that drops a brick into my stomach. #2 doesn't understand to flush and close the lid. Miss Peanut doesn't realize that a face full of feces is rarely considered a way to amuse oneself outside of the fetish community."
Miss Peanut, my 6 year old, seems to believe that being a Virgo means she simply MUST swim in any puddle larger than spit. The toilet is like an Olympic sized pool to her. So Peanut goes into the toilet after #2 has had her, ah, success. Peanut flings kaka everywhere and gets it all over herself, the floor, the walls, the tub, the baseboards and the window. Wes Craven could not film anything scarier than what I saw that school morning, 35 minutes before the bus was due to arrive. That’s a "crapisode." It happens in the blink of an eye while I’m washing dishes or doing laundry. I’m alerted by a splashing sound that drops a brick into my stomach. #2 doesn't understand to flush and close the lid. Miss Peanut doesn't realize that a face full of feces is rarely considered a way to amuse oneself outside of the fetish community."
by Kim Stagliano January 2, 2009
Get the Crapisode mug.n. A fusion of "crap," (Eng.: feces) and "amplitude" (Eng.: ); a conceptual expression of a general amount or degree of low quality (e.g., in an item, activity or experience); awfulness, miserableness, dullness or inferiority. Usually ironical.
When the furry chick asked me to name my favorite Billy Joel record, I knew that this party was going to max out my tolerance for crapitude.
by Amos the Puppyfucker July 10, 2010
Get the crapitude mug.1. Raver's bastardization of "cripple"
2. Feeling physically wrecked, usually after a night of rampant drug abuse
3. A person or thing that is exceptionally stupid
2. Feeling physically wrecked, usually after a night of rampant drug abuse
3. A person or thing that is exceptionally stupid
"Dude, I heard that taking E will make your brane bleed and leave you crapital" or "Wow, this is really crapital."
by Occupant December 3, 2004
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Etymology: Spanish - Costa Rica
1. An expression with many meanings, for example; hello, goodbye, thank you, you're welcome, cool, maybe, or any other word.
2. A substitute word for any phrase you are trying to say.
3. A desperate attempt to put an end to "legit."
Etymology: Spanish - Costa Rica
1. An expression with many meanings, for example; hello, goodbye, thank you, you're welcome, cool, maybe, or any other word.
2. A substitute word for any phrase you are trying to say.
3. A desperate attempt to put an end to "legit."
1. Russell: Hey Amy, you look nice today.
Amy: Tan crucial, Russell!
2. Dude: Hey, how much longer on my cheeseburger?
Cheeseburger salesman: Tan crucial for just 5 more minutes.
3. Girl #1: I just won tickets to the last Harry Potter movie!
Girl #2: Tan crucial!
Amy: Tan crucial, Russell!
2. Dude: Hey, how much longer on my cheeseburger?
Cheeseburger salesman: Tan crucial for just 5 more minutes.
3. Girl #1: I just won tickets to the last Harry Potter movie!
Girl #2: Tan crucial!
by tawncrewsh August 20, 2011
Get the Tan crucial mug.An individual whose dietary restrictions are only crap food i.e.: junk food, fast food, greasy food. Crapitarians have little regard for the health of their own bodies and, subsequently, have very limited "foods" that they can/will eat.
It is amazing how Ross is still living, considering how much of a hardcore crapitarian he is. The guy eats KFC double-downs for breakfast!
by rory.scollard October 7, 2012
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