Mud Crunkies

From the Hannah Montana show on Disney.

Meaning "dang it" " or "oh crap"

No you cant go to the show Oliver

Aww Mud Crunkies!!

by phaz212 December 7, 2009

cuntitis

(n) Inflamation of the cunt.

My doctor took one look at my crotch and said, "Yep. You've got cuntitis, sweetheart."

by Robert E. Porter January 22, 2006

crunktional

when you are shitfaced drunk or possibly also twisted, but you can still function well enough not to get caught.

me and my homies went to a party and took 30 bong hits of some chron and then finished a bottle of 151, right beofore we left, but it was ok, we were CRUNKTIONAL so our parents didnt even know.

by kareem abdul jabar September 20, 2008

Cuntitis

A bitch that you can't fucking stand.

She acts like a real cunt around you and has this incurable disease called Cuntitis.

That bitch has Cuntitis.

"Ain't nobody got time for dat"

by Cuz Bitches Love That Shit June 10, 2013

Big Chungitis

A deadly disease and the rarest, named Big Chungitis because of the first and only thicc creature that has it "Big Chungus"

"Big Chungitis is a rare disease that big chungus has."

by UrOwnM0m January 10, 2019

crunkilicious

derivative of crunk; anything of or pertaining to Benjamin Darrington.

Look at Ben rocking that bling-- crunkilicious!

by K$ November 28, 2004

Tomahawk Crunkmissle

A sexual position involving newspaper, a diaphragm, and a large penis. First you get the women to wear a diaphragm to avoid pregnancy. Then you lay newspaper all over her vaginal area. Then the male starts masturbating rapidly, and ejaculates all over the newspaper covered area. Right when the man ejaculates, he should shove his erected penis through the newspaper, and into the women's vagina. Afterwards, you clean up, and can now remove the diaphragm.

While complicated, completing the Tomahawk Crunkmissle is very rewarding.

by MetallicaFan69 June 8, 2009