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when you are shitfaced drunk or possibly also twisted, but you can still function well enough not to get caught.
me and my homies went to a party and took 30 bong hits of some chron and then finished a bottle of 151, right beofore we left, but it was ok, we were CRUNKTIONAL so our parents didnt even know.
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She acts like a real cunt around you and has this incurable disease called Cuntitis.
She acts like a real cunt around you and has this incurable disease called Cuntitis.
by Cuz Bitches Love That Shit June 10, 2013
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Get the crunkilicious mug.A sexual position involving newspaper, a diaphragm, and a large penis. First you get the women to wear a diaphragm to avoid pregnancy. Then you lay newspaper all over her vaginal area. Then the male starts masturbating rapidly, and ejaculates all over the newspaper covered area. Right when the man ejaculates, he should shove his erected penis through the newspaper, and into the women's vagina. Afterwards, you clean up, and can now remove the diaphragm.
While complicated, completing the Tomahawk Crunkmissle is very rewarding.
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