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Butt Crumbs

Dried up fecal particles left behind on the back of a toilet seat.Usually the size of salt and caused by sitting too long on the toilet which allowsshit to dry and not fully be wiped off by toilet paper.
Jon Doe just left butt crumbs in the bathroom.
by robodent December 4, 2016
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Butt crumbs

Butt crumbs are leftover poop crumbs in your underwear that you meant to wipe off your ass after taking a big dump.
Sally: Daddy, what’s that in my underwear?
Father: I believe those are butt crumbs, honey.
Sally: Eww, I must have forgotten to wipe my bottom when I was on the potty.
Father: Just clean up and take a bath, and we won’t tell Mom. It’ll be our little secret.
Sally: Okay daddy! 🤗
by efishies15 January 25, 2019
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CrumButt

When you girl been eatin too many cookies in the bed and you start bonin her and she get the crumbs in her snatch.
Bert- Ay which mofo finished all the oreos?
Ernie- I know your asian ass did cause i had crumbutt all last night
by Earnie Monster December 22, 2010
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crumbs in the butter

Fast food remnants that get lodged in unwanted crevices while having anal sex in a vehicle, typically while wearing a Snuggie.
I was really going at my wife's ass in the car the other night, wearing a zebra Snuggie, until the crumbs in the butter chafed my dick.
by analymouse January 21, 2010
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butthole crumbs

The debris from storing snacks in your butthole
Nate Wilson has some heavily butthole crumbs after hiding thanksgiving leftovers from Grandpa Joeseph
by Buttholecrumb257 February 2, 2018
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