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Ambiguous term; (adj) used to describe "serious" situations or reactions, usually following "that's" when describing a situation
If you fell down a flight of stairs, that would be crucial.
You hungry but you're broke, that's crucial!
Bruh she likes you!!! That's CRUCIAL!!!
Crucial by CrucialDuck850 November 26, 2014
1. Necessary, vital.

2. An obnoxious slang word that surfaced roughly 2 years ago and will not fucking die, along with "phat," "crunk," and Snoop Dogg-esque "izzle" talk. Even more annoying in its condensed form, pronounced "croosh." Usually applied to describe situations or objects in stupid and totally illogical ways.
I really wish dumbasses hadn't bastardized the definition of the word "crucial" and used it purely to describe something that is actually necessary to the given situation.

"YO MAN, I was fucking this phat ass bitch, it was so crucial."

"That's my boy Joe, he's crucial."

"This apple juice is crucial."

"I'm a fucking idiot who uses the word crucial."
Crucial by baybid April 18, 2005
An obnoxious slang word 2 or 3 years old?

Poppycock old bean.

An old time Jamaican usage which has been common in the uk for 30 plus years, my good man.

There is even a strong version of Red Stripe beer called Crucial Brew doncha know?!

It has little to do with the Mainland USA slang like Phat that our esteemed correspondent from accross the pond has related.
I say! This dub version of the Misty In Roots classic is murrrrder, crucial, wicked, and rather spendid!
crucial by a jolly good show March 7, 2008

crucialness 

This is the essence of being socially "crucial", or cool.
Chris is flowing with crucialness.
crucialness by Freezeman December 13, 2003

muy cruciale

Spanish or Scarface version of the English term "crucial"; also used when something is very crucial or when something very crucial has happened or is about to happen
Dede: If he makes all of these free throws they'll win the championship
Arjun: Muy Cruciale !

crucial topping

crucial topping by JohnnyFleekins September 12, 2005