crocs 

the gayest shoes someone could wear and try and tell people that they dont look like a fag aka mikey pants.

"Dude these crocs are awesome. Come on there sick!"
"you look like friggen spiderman"

crocs by love to shit on everyone August 11, 2008

crocs 

Quite possibly the most beautiful and comfortable shoe known to man kind. Also very stylish and they come in all sorts of fun colors and styles. If you wear crocs everyone will be jealous and want to be you.

"Whos that person wearing the crocs, cuz there hot!"

crocs by crocsaremysavior July 17, 2017

crocs 

Shoes with minimal traction. Highly comfortable. See also: masturbating shoes

A: I love crocs.
B: Except to walk in!
A: Ha Ha.
B: You know it's true...

crocs by Professor of Comedic Sciences May 22, 2016

Crocs 

Ugly ass shoes that have stupid ass holes in them!

My friend wears ugly ass stupid crocs everyday!

Crocs by Dumb Crocs April 20, 2014

crocs 

uglyest shoes around. they maybe be comfy but you still look like a homo. aka mikey pants

"dudee these crocs are so sick come on you gotta get a pair"
"check out the design you look like friggen spiderman!"

crocs by crocs suck August 12, 2008

Crocs 

Crocs are shoes invented for fags - not the one you inhale retard - but the shoe type.
these shoes were invented by a blind man with no taste in women. made by Crocs, Inc. is a shoe manufacturer founded by entrepreneur George B. Boedecker, Jr. to produce and distribute a stupid plastic clog design acquired from a Quebec company called Foam Creations -also stupid - The shoe had originally been developed as a spa shoe. The first model produced by Crocs, the Crocs Beach, was unveiled in 2002 at the Ft. Lauderdale Boat Show, and sold out the 200 pairs produced at that time - what kinda fool buys these !?

bob : OMG hes got stoopid shoes with holes in
tom: yeah there crocs

bob: must be a fag.

Crocs by Mr.Haywood.U.Blomie May 25, 2010

Crocs 

Inexpensive, plastic, waterproof & often colorful footear for men and women.

I will only date guys who wear their crocs with tube socks & manties.

My boyfriend and I have matching crocs.

Crocs by Kel-Kan March 15, 2016