crocs

swiss cheese for your feet.

person 1: yo, can i get some swiss cheese for my feet?
person 2: sure bro, crocs right?
person 1: yeah bro
person 2: here you go bro
person 1: thanks bro

by rxmzaa September 10, 2022

crocs

the best thing to wear during the summer, even better when in sports mode.

person 1: dude have you seen that guy running, he is so fast!
person 2: it is because he is wearing crocs in sports mode!!!

by ilovecrocs69 September 2, 2022

crocs

The coolest motherfucking shoes in the world!

Man that kid is wearing crocs he’s so cool

by Madie23478 September 8, 2018

crocs

beautiful shoes. VERY COMFY. They have holes in them to eat snacks and save the snacks for later! Also to drink something then pour your drink in the holes and get a straw and drink it later!!!!! So convenient.

Girl: HEY I THINK I'M GOING TO GET SOME CROCS TODAY...
Girls Friend: omg WE SHOULD SO GET MATCHING PAIRS OF THOSE COMFY FOOD CARRYING SHOES

by ashley2424 November 10, 2012

crocs

These totally awesome boating like shoes! They have the clog like structure like Birks yet the lightweight plastic necessary for being near the water! They come in many colors and sizes. Unique indeed yet amazing comfortable for one 29.99

Look at those plastic Birks! Fabulous!

by Suziequizie July 29, 2005

Croc

1. A Russian guy who likes crocodiles.
2. The opposite of a Sahi, usually referring to someone who is dirty and impolite.
3. A member of a Crocogang

Sahi: A Croc has captured me! What do they want from me?
A croc: We just want you to say shit. It's not that hard.

by PisceanPrince May 30, 2022

Crocs

The ugliest "shoe" ever made. Coming in a variety of fruity colors, it is a disgrace to see any male over the age of 8 (or under the age of 50) wearing them. Costing pennies to make, then marked up by about 5,000%, these "shoes" make you look like a dumbass.

1. If I ever buy crocs, please shoot me in my face.

2. I gave my crocs to a homeless person, but he threw them out.

by Noltons7 August 20, 2009