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Spanish crocheting

A often used euphemism for male masterbation making fun of the Spanish for thier flamboyancy and being feminine behavior.
Bro why are you Spanish crocheting in class?
by Yarnar300 December 9, 2021
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Crotch crocheting

When Tim was crotch crocheting Into Grandma’s wicker basket, he heard a door open.
by Uncommon Merganser September 12, 2019
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Rainbow Crochet

Must have 5+ gay male participants.

An act wherein the males form a line, and the person farthest from the front starts pushing his hardened length in each already fucked butthole. Once he reaches the front of the line, it starts all over again with the person who is now at the back of the line.
Bro. We had the best rainbow crochet last night. Come with next time. *wink*
by Thicctottiesblam January 9, 2018
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Crochet

1) Directionless meandering; to walk or otherwise transport about without destination.
Every day between 3 and 4 PM one can spot Mitch crocheting about campus.
by Mitch Hansen April 14, 2006
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crooshes

Creeps + Dooshes = Crooshes

A psychological term for the the type or kind of dudes that are either or all of the above: old/intoxicated/ ugly/ boundary steppin fools. These men are the Ultimate Sausages. Obnoxious, self righteous terds who shit on peoples egos/self esteems, deriving the confidence to do so from binge drinking n drugs which causes the illusion of invicibility during states of belligerance.

They spit zero game and will grab girls in inappropriate places to get our attention. Call us crude names. Attempt to get in our pants during the intro and actually think that they can get away with it. They are socially retarded and unnacceptable if a true gem is able to realize her self worth/ respect.
Crooshes are easy, and beg to be taken advatange of by the next piece of meat that walks in the room with a shaved pussy-- He'd gladly have her sit right on top of his face and go for a face dive.

The only way to fight off a Croosh is by hustlin their shafts with the palm of yur hands, while tantalizing their nuts with the tip of yur tongues.

Tantalizers jerk crooshes around..a lot
by hips with sass June 10, 2010
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Crochet Sweater

Natalina wanted to cuddle with Tarun by the fireplace while he wore his warm crochet sweater
by Tiger aka Tickler November 6, 2012
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Crocheting Cock

when a dude alternates from ya ass to ya mouth consistently
Top: "hey best friend ever what freaky shit u wanna do with me???"
Bottom: "dude wanna crochet that cock from my ass to my mouth big man?"
dude in the corner: "aw hell yeah theyre doing the Crocheting Cock!"
by WeedCumer69 April 19, 2019
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