crimping

A genre of music invented by The Mighty Boosh which involves improving about situations in a way similar to rap without actual music.

Famous example include The Soup Song, Trapped in Cabinets and Eels.

The crimping competition last night was amazing, Daniel really pulled off that song about llama tennis.

by Adam Smythe December 28, 2007

Crumming

The act of crying while cumming.

Bro, I was banging this chick while listening to Coldplay and I ended up crumming, shit was beautiful.

by I am a mouse March 18, 2017

Crimping

When you pleasure your partner with a frozen pasty, usually knob end first unless your from Devon. Works best with a medium steak, unless a total slag then a large steak will be needed.

"ere robbo, had Sandra round last night did a rate bit of crimping she gushed everywhere"

by Jaxboooo October 12, 2019

Summer Cramming

Attempting to pack in as much as possible (chilling, partying, etc) into the summer before the school year starts. Usually occurs near the end of summer.

Joe: Dang man, only 2 weeks before we have to head back.

Jamie: Then we're just in time for some summer cramming.

Bob: Let's go live it up.

by LimitedEdition101 August 10, 2009

Calorie-cramming

The act of eating solely to feel less hungry. Usually applies when someone is in a hurry and has to be somewhere and doesn't have time for a proper meal. Usually involves the shoving of food into one's mouth in an animal-like manner.

I was calorie-cramming on some potato chips and oreos before class because I only had 5 minutes before I had to leave.

by Pathetic White Guy February 10, 2013

Apple Cramming

a substitute for showering in the morning

"Why do you smell like apples?" "Oh i was so tired from cornswabbling last night that i was apple cramming this morning!"

by SavorOfHumens March 24, 2010

crimmins

Fucken legendary last name. Means the bomb and slightly retarded

mate, i reckon he's a bloody crimmins.

by M2002 January 16, 2016