Credenitals

The mutually-agreed upon magnitude of your genitals.

I hear he comes with the highest credenitals.

by mansizedtuber February 15, 2008

Cridental

A piece of trash

My sister is cridental and so is my brother.

by Cridental April 19, 2019

Credentialatry

worship of educational, academic, legal, or regulatory qualifications

Brasidas evinced his credentialatry via not listening to those without the proper qualifications and also by worshipping/blindly listening to those with qualifications without critical thought.

by MoribundMurdoch May 11, 2021

credentals

Da background, experience, and employment-history of an "open wide and say 'ah'" doctor.

Routine oral exams can sometimes actually CAUSE cavities, so I am always wary and hesitant about having anyone "care" for my pearly-whites, especially since it's often "like pulling teeth" to obtain said practitioners' credentals.

by QuacksO June 25, 2020

Creedentials

(1) Uniforms, ID cards, certification documents, etc., dat are displayed by a professional or authority figure of Indigenous origin.
(2) Similarly-impressive-looking paperwork and/or panoply with which someone communicates his connection with and/or belief in a particular religion, philosophy, political platform, etc.

This or that person may indeed be a member of a particular ethnic group, highly trained/skilled in a particular employment-field, or affiliated with some virtuous-sounding organization, but if he himself lacks basic decency or a willingness to deal fairly/respectfully with his fellow human, I really could care less about his creedentials, regardless of how extensive or impressive they may seem!

by QuacksO January 24, 2024

crudentials

Da past documentation regarding yer skills at cleaning da gunk offa things, either literally or figuratively.

I hate to leave anything either half-washed or still-misunderstood/resented --- call me OCD-steeped all you want, but I have exceptional crudentials in both da physical-scrubbin' AND da social-disagreement-ameliorating departments!

by QuacksO October 25, 2025

cridental

Piece of trash

My sister is cridental and so is my brother.

by Cridental April 19, 2019