Credidentials

A person who does things to get credits

If a person asks you out you say it's Credidentials because the guy /girl asking you out is doing this to get credits

Or if you know someone's secret you say I k own your credidentials

by Wayway_the_girll December 14, 2020

cash or credit

A phrase that makes a male immediately jizz in his pants.

The Lonely Island: (At the register of a grocery store)

The cashier: Cash or credit?

The Lonely Island: 😫

by imjustabill February 10, 2021

Credictament

1. a predicament in which one may be confused by multiple similar possibilities
2. a situation in which one must distinguish between superficially similar options

"That dick pic was meant for someone named Jane, but I sent it to someone named James instead. Jane, James, it's a very close credictament!"

by Clib the Right March 20, 2018

nature's credit card

trading sex for something.

from an episode of The Golden Girls:

Blanche and Dorothy are discussing Blanche's birthday gift to Rose: a detective to follow around Rose's boyfriend

Blanche: Well I can't take it back, I paid in advance

Dorothy: Can't you get a refund?

Blanche: Well no I paid with nature's credit card

Dorothy: You never leave home without it.

by granny99 October 10, 2009

tweet cred

Similar to street cred, this is the level of respect you command in the micro-blogosphere due to your witty, cool or ingenious tweets.

Damn, @garyvee gots mad tweet cred!

by Mike Vihuela March 6, 2009

Credified

To recharge/top-up the credit on your mobile phone.

"Can you call me?"

"Yeah, I just got credified!"

by Lauren_Freeman May 21, 2009

credit card coolie

Any unskilled worker laboring to pay off huge debts.

Low income individuals can be quite optimistic about the future when using plastic instead of cash to make purchases. But if, for some reason, they suffer a financial setback, that little piece of plastic may turn them into credit card coolies.

by Joe Rodolico January 26, 2007