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creamysteamy 

ITS SO CREAMY THAT NEON WENT BRRRRRR AND SHALOM GO WEEEEEE AND PAKI NBR OOOEOROER
Wow, the weather is really creamysteamy today!
creamysteamy by sticklepaki_ August 11, 2022

Steamed Cream

Frothy, full fat, unpasteurized, raw, frothed, CREAM. MUST BE GOAT OR COW. NO EXCEPTIONS, DON'T EVEN FUCKING ASK. NOT HUMAN!
Can I get a steamed cream please! NOT HUMAN YOU PIECE OF SHIT.
Steamed Cream by Chogan2020 September 8, 2020

steam and cream 

The art of getting a nice steam massage (preferably in Southeast Asia), then allowing the woman performing the massage to "massage" a certain part of the male anatomy until the cream comes. Can be done male to male, but that's just wrong. A woman massaging the woman is OK, it's just a different kind of cream. That is more related to a clam bake.
Fred: Boy, was that a great trip to Vietnam.

Bill: How so?

Fred: Over there, you can get a steam and cream for only $1. That costs less than a happy meal.

Bill: Sign me up...!
steam and cream by V J January 5, 2006

STEAM DREAM BEAM CREAM 

Endorphous occasionally answers his mobi pho with this phrase. It's true meaning is not known, however the term was coined around the same time as "a nailed christ hand" & "on claw towel gin".
A Steam Dream Beam Cream.
Hi,is Norman there?
He's gone.
STEAM DREAM BEAM CREAM by Cwips February 15, 2004

super kinky triple penatrating steam boat aviating cream pie 

when a girl has a penis in her mouth, vagina and ass wile giving a blow job to a man on the toilet wile the man in the girls butt puts his penis in the girls ass like a hot dog bun wile a man squrits the girls vagina from a 2 foot distance that is illeagal in 30 states
also know as six guys, one girl, and a toilet.

super kinky triple penatrating steam boat aviating cream pie