creaming the pasty

Creaming the pasty is when you commence an action that your anal hole obtrudes solid excretory product, evacuated from the bowels. Then the dark steaming night soil lacerates the bowl, then the reservoir douses the droppings in liquid prevailing the night soil to be liquified in a rancid bath of micturate and diddly squat.

*in History class*
teacher: you should be revising even when while creaming the pasty
kallum:*sniggers*
conor:*sniggers*

by muph October 12, 2021

anti-ceramic

Being discriminatory against people from Stoke-on-Trent.

Marc: "look at that bunch of chip-eaters."

Paul: "dude, don't be anti-ceramic"

by Wildpig January 22, 2014

CreamCannon

when you creampie a girl and she farts causing the cum to fly at you

did you hear about frank he his girlfriend made a CreamCannon and got it all over him

by JTJ581313 September 19, 2010

creamcheesebagelcowtoes

Creamcheesebagelcowtoes is slang for an amazing Roblox gamer girl who used to enjoy using the app houseparty but does not anymore due to s*chi. Creamcheesebagelcowtoes can only be used for people who have thick densely populated eyebrows. #cancelsachi

Sophie: want to join houseparty with me and creamcheesebagelcowtoes?
Sachi: Of course I will join without hesitation as long as cream is there period!

by creamcheesebagelcowtoes March 18, 2021

Orange Creamsicola

A drink chiefly consisting of a mixture of a vanilla flavored cola and orange juice. 3 parts cola to 1 part OJ. The resulting flavor closely resembles that of an Orange Creamsicle, but with added cola flavor. It is also often preferable for those of legal age to add vodka.

For best results, pour vodka first, vanilla cola, then orange juice.

This was first discovered using Vanilla Coke Zero.

Barkeep, make mine an Orange Creamsicola this time. Thanks!

by kenjamd April 9, 2009

creamcicle

A penis that has ejaculated and has cum dripping down its shaft.

"Man, that chick is sucking him so hard it looks like he is gonna have a creamcicle soon."

by IM2 April 23, 2006

Boston Creaming

When you buy a Boston Cream donut from Tim Hortons, warm it up in your microwave and stick your dick in that warm, creamy goodness.

Me and the boys went ice fishing eh and our balls almost froze off eh, so we went Boston Creaming.

by Klaxo January 28, 2021