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Cupcakes Fanfiction

Known for being the most horrifying, disturbing My Little Pony fanfiction ever. Was first posted on 4Chan, then posted on a website called Equestria Daily.

In this fanfiction, Rainbowdash (A character from the popular show My Little Pony: Friendship is magic) goes to see Pinkie Pie (Another character) of whom has told her they were going to do something fun together. Pinkie Pie then proceeds to explain they're going to make Cupcakes.

Upon finding this out, Rainbowdash is force-fed a cupcake that puts her into a deep sleep. When she wakes up, she's tied with her legs spread open. Pinkie Pie then proceeds to cut her friend open in intimate detail, and after she dies bakes her into cupcakes of which she feeds to her friends.
Bronie: Dude have you read the Cupcakes Fanfiction?
Bronie 2: Yeah, and I still am too scared to eat a cupcake!
by Buni-Chan December 11, 2011
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baking cupcakes

A euphemism for not getting any sex, and possibly doing another activity (ie: stress baking) to relieve the stress of celibacy.
Cindy: What's up, Jon?
Jon: Just hanging out, baking cupcakes.
Cindy: Oh, I love cupcakes! Save me some!
Jon: That's not what I...oh, never mind. Wanna do it?
Cindy: Not really
Jon: Then I guess I'll keep baking cupcakes.
by failboy September 20, 2009
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Nice cupcakes

Those are some nice cupcakes, babe.
by rogeroo January 10, 2012
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Columbus Crabcake

Based on the great city of Columbus, IN and not Columbus, OH. The columbus crabcake is when you get down on all fours and eat a girl out while shitting on her chest.
My girlfriend always gets excited for a columbus crabcake quickly followed by the cleveland steamer.
by DieselPower333 August 4, 2010
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cupcakes

Those cupcakes are the whores of the muffin world.
by ashtonkutcher March 6, 2008
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dirty crabcake

when ur licking a person asshole out and they have crabs
i was tossing ur salad and i got a mouthful of dirty crabcake
by dirty crabs July 25, 2011
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Surface Crackess

The effect of leaving an impression of your ass crack on a surface.
Dude, I left surface crackess on that car window!
by dPythonb September 10, 2009
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