crackerjack fart

a fart with a surprise inside, typically feces

bob: I just farted and shit myself.John: oh thats a crackerjack fart, its got a surprise inside

by rockoone October 18, 2008

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit

the best way to impress your parents then get in trouble

Me:"Dad I'm home"
My dad:"I got a phone-call from you teacher today"
*Me thinking I'm in trouble*"What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit!"
My dad:"...wheres mah belt"

by Le random Persona October 13, 2021

Crackersacker

When a white guy hits your balls

There goes one of those crackersackers

by Freakyblackguy May 25, 2016

Crockerjack

A bestfriend

"Gaige, are you eating crockerjacks."

by Crockerjack123 September 9, 2018

crackerlackin

The absence of white people.

"hey, this place is crackerlackin"

by jwm2 July 26, 2005

crackerjack

crackerjack - a less harsh word used to describe a white boy who brings on the act of being a gangster.

That crackerjack, wearing that gangster out gear and putting on a act like that.

by Master Mind December 8, 2004

crackerjack

A charming euphemism for all sorts of unpleasant urban dwellers, namely junkies, crack-heads, bums, shop lifters and the insane.

Similarly, when engaged in hostile confrontation with these people, one has been 'crackerjack'd.'

I'd rather not venture into that part of town . . . too many crackerjacks.

by Matt Hewitt June 28, 2008