Crack Baby

A baby conceived with crack jizz, which is produced in the testes of a man who smokes, snorts, or injects cocaine with or into his penis.

Sam: Damn, that bitch is UGLY.
Anna: Yeah, her dad probably shoots crack jizz. She must be a crack baby.
Sam: Man, I feel bad for those crack babies...

by LeSmidgen March 29, 2009

crack baby

baby who comes out a woman's ass

my brother is a crack baby.

by Double D February 11, 2004

crack baby

A child swapped at birth for crack cocaine by the crack-whore (mother)

you are a crack baby.

by Xx_gOfFiC_xX November 14, 2006

Crack Babies

A mix of to fiction all characters of there possible children such as many have made children with AxelxRoxas and EdwardxRoy

OMG AruRoku's crack babies looks adorble

by Walkingpalmtree January 19, 2009

Crack Baby Olympics

The use of crack babies in athletically challenging activities. Similar to the Special Olympics. Even If you win, you're still probably retarded.

I wanted to go to the crack baby olympics today but I realized it was literally retarded

by Thunderxx10 July 22, 2011

Starbucks Crack Baby

People, usually very young, who MUST have Starbucks (or similar sugary, caffeine-loaded McStuff) at least every day. Typically very brand-aware. Similar beverages from the 'wrong' brand just won't do.

Hold on, we gotta stop here. She's a Starbucks crack baby, and she'll kill us all if she doesn't get her fix this morning.

by evildave August 26, 2010

Crack baby

People that dominate are crackbabies. And peolpe that have dominate in their name are also crack babie.

You fucking dominate to much....fucking crack ass whore.

by DOMINATOR April 20, 2005