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Crabtree

1. inordinate over-fascination with oneself; excessive self-love; vanity.
2. extreme preoccupation with and indulgence of one's feelings, desires, etc.; egoistic self-absorption.
3. Slang. a contemptibly naive, fatuous, foolish, or inconsequential person.
4. Psychoanalysis. delusional gratification derived from over-admiration of one's own imagined superior physical abilities, usually this solipsistic self-absorption syndrome is outgrown after adolescence, in rare cases will continue into adulthood.

Synonyms:
1. fool, half-wit; imbecile; dolt, dunce, numskull, solipsist, egomaniac, diva, narcissist.

Origin: named after Michael Crabtree, a wide receiver drafted by the San Francisco 49ers as the 10th pick out of Texas Tech in the 2009 NFL Draft. Despite being offered a 20 million dollar contract, he has become the second-longest NFL rookie holdout in two decades.
The new actor on 'All My Children' was intent on getting paid the same pay as the show's highest paid actress, Susan Lucci. The producers of the long-running soap opera told the actor's agent, "Why is your client trying to be a 'Crabtree?' He is lucky to be given such a great opportunity!"
by ZonaCat Hansen September 24, 2009
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Sprite Cranberry

The best elixir of them all. It's said it manifests it's power in the consumers, and if you aren't worthy of it, you will get obliterated.
Want a Sprite Cranberry? (Uh-huh.) - Lebron James and the musician from Sprite's 'Sprite Cranberry' advertisement.
by rufoosy December 16, 2018
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"What does criberal mean"
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crabtrap

When the recipient of anal sex squeezes his or her sphincter trapping the giver's penis so he cannot pull out easily.
Josh howled when he was caught in Vince's crabtrap.

John smiled; soon he would be crabtrapping Father O'Malley.
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Poor Crater

Irish expression.

Denotes a person who has recently been the recipent of misfortune.
Ah sure wasn't poor auld Fergal dumped by his girlfriend yesterday - ah the poor Crater!
by poorcrater April 29, 2011
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cabernet

A type dry red wine, or a variety of red grape.

Also is a rare name for a, usually female, person. They normally have green/hazel eyes, brown hair, and are either fairly or extremely attractive. This person can either have a dark sense of humor and/or a dirty mind, they are usually very funny and brilliant, but can be annoying at times.
1. This wine is better than I thought, it's named Cabernet, right?

2. Guy 1: "Hey, what do you think about Cabernet?"
Guy 2: "She's pretty hot, but her sense of humor is WICKED"
by That Weirrdo Over There July 26, 2016
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Pokemon Crater

A free internet multiplayer flash and text game known as one of the biggest let-downs in internet history not because of it's gameplay which was actually quite fun is a bit repetitive but because, at the height of it's popularity it was shut down leaving thousands of loyal fans angry.
noob 1 on monday: hey this game pokemon crater is addicting and fun
noob 1 on friday: what, WTF? did I spell if wrong or something?
(then spends an hour looking for pokemon crater only to find out on wiki answers that it was closed forever thursday night)
by Dr. buttrape August 7, 2009
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