crabby patty

the burgers that sponge bob makes at the crusty crab.

hey, sponge bob! where's my crabby patty?

by blaine July 15, 2003

crabby storm

A period of general crabbiness varying in intensity from cold shoulders to tantrums and destructiveness. May be caused by stress or depression. These too shall pass and the sun will shine again.

"He didn't respond to my friendly greeting." "Well, he's been going through some crabby storms since the holidays."

by duubledig December 14, 2013

Crabby Pattie

A clump of cat urine (often found with one or more sewer pickles) in the plastic cat toliet if a clumping kitty litter is used. Gets its name from the Krabby Patty, a sandwich made at the Krusty Krab by SpongeBob SquarePants because it is often somewhat flattened and patty-shaped.

Note spelling; the Krabby Patty is generally known to be delectable -- you simply would not want to eat a clump of cat potty.

Mom, I only found one Crabby Pattie in Boots' litterbox this morning.

by Telephony March 30, 2015

crabby panties

a womans panties that are infested with the STD crabs

When i picked up her underware from the night before,i found out she had crabby panties.

by Brian Bigpoffa April 6, 2007

Crabby dabbler

A person infested with with pubic lice or in manc speak sidewiders

That marks a right crabby dabbler he gave our kid sidewinders

by SMUSHKITTEN September 5, 2018

crabby pants

Being in an irritable, grumpy mood.

"Jeez, who's wearing the crabby pants today?"
"Hey -- cheer up and take off the crabby pants."

by Panamax April 23, 2006

Crabby Claw

The process of taking ones thumb and middle finger and pressing them extreamly hard on ones arm flab while yelling CRABBY CLAW! This usually results in extream pain to the person you are doing it too.

I crabby clawed the shit out of nick yesterday.

by David Maleh April 12, 2008