creamy cousins

When two or more dudes have ejaculated inside the same girl, consecutively and with no protection, they transcend eskimo brother (eskibro) status and become creamy cousins, or creamousins.

"Dude, you took that girl home after I creamed her in the bathroom!"
"Lol, yeah man, we're creamy cousins now! hahahahahhaahah."

by phoreigner June 12, 2013

super-cousins

The offspring of siblings who marry siblings, who are doubly-related cousins. For example, if there are two brothers, Joe Smith and John Smith, and two sisters, Jane Doe and Jenny Doe, and Joe marries Jane, and John marries Jenny, their children will be super-cousins and twice as related as normal cousins, sharing likeness and many characteristics more so than normal cousins.

"Jim and Jack are cousins, but they look and act exactly alike!"

"That's because they're super-cousins."

by Joe Pareto April 19, 2008

Canadian Cousins

People who have slept with the same person

Hey did you hear that Cory and Mike are Canadian Cousins?
No way!
Yeah, that girl Laura has made a lot of guys Canadian Cousins.

by db420eh July 31, 2010

rich cousins

Elitist money loving cousins that were fed with a gold spoon and will never admit they are wrong (even though they often are), always act like they have better places to be (with their rich friends), show up late (with a bucket of chicken as an excuse) and leave early (using their children as an excuse) for family events, act like they are better than you (and hope that one day you will act like them. Hope), expect you to drop what you are doing to accommodate them, think that you are jealous of them, hire a nanny to raise their kids (even though they dont need jobs), have mastered the art of “re-gifting” (like giving a cheese knife to someone who does not eat cheese), will never understand the middle or lower class, (or why they aren’t just rich like them) they have erred from the faith and pierced themselves through with many sorrows, and never have or ever will have to worry about money because they went to expensive schools and became money hungry lawyers that would rather spend all of their energy verbally bashing their family members than call to say hello.

Alisha and Nena are our "rich cousins," dont worry about what they have to say.

Id rather be a bum under a bridge than a rich cousin.

by Phillip Harvey April 14, 2008

Dick Cousins

Any male individuals who have had sexual relations with the same orifice of another individual

Some famous dick cousins are Billy-Bob Thorton and Brad Pitt, Sean Combs and Marc Anthony, Russell Crowe and Cynthia Mort

by Solesurvivor October 28, 2010

Snatch Cousins

When two women have had sex with the same man/men they become snatch cousins. It's a bond that can never be broken

Hey girl! I did him too, now we're snatch cousins.

by Blackentheskies November 16, 2009

Taco Cousins

When girls have shared the same or mutliple sexual partners

Gina and Brit have both had sex with that guy Izzy last week so they are now taco cousins.

by BDubsPSS August 27, 2009