Asks how to make couscous

A request for information or clarity where the act of asking the question takes more time and effort than using common sense or readily available guidance.

he's asked how to access the wifi again. He's got the same information I do. If he asks how to make couscous one more time I'm going to kill him.

by Spanner16 June 13, 2023

Couscous Cocktail

The Chubby-bunny challenge but you replace the marshmallows with bollocks that have been marinaded in a Bloody Mary.

Becky: I dare you to do the Couscous Cocktail challenge!
Josh: Bro no
Becky: okay I'll do it, gimme your bollocks nasty man.

by deatrociouswh0re October 16, 2023

Couscous Water

When you are so bad that not even rice water or dog water is enough to describe it.

Teammate: bro, you’re so bad. You’re the worst at this game.

Team mate 2: you’re fucking bad bro. You’re literally couscous water, literally so bad kid.

by Youresobadbro August 17, 2022

Couscous sex

When you take a handful of couscous and thrust it deep into your girlfriend's pussy.

John bought couscous to have couscous sex.

by Cementnat March 31, 2022

couscousou

Archaic form of couscous.
> A pasta of North African origin made of crushed and steamed semolina.

Sir Richard Francis Burton (1857) Personal narrative of a pilgrimage to el Medinah and Meccah, Volume 1 1 (travel), page 193 of 418: “A few Maghrabis had ventured on shore, — the Rais having terrified the others by threatening them with those "bogles," the Bedouins — they offered us couscousou in exchange for a little fish.... *One of the numerous species of what the Italians generally call "Pasta."”

by sebastian69420 February 10, 2021

Couscou

A single piece of couscous

The plate of couscous had around 9,385 pieces of couscou.

by Plangdigozad September 15, 2025