A contard(conservative retarded) is someone who will support every action unPresident Bush makes. When asked a question about Iraq and WMD's they try to hijack the question and talk about how Saddam Was a bad guy and how he killed his own people. Generally these are the people who are seen with signs "Nuke em all! YEEHAW!!!!!!!!" or "Iran is next" like it's a game or something.
by The Truth January 17, 2005
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A contard holds extreme conservative beliefs based on little more than what he or she wants to hear. Most information received will be internally filtered or even changed into something that better fits into their conservative (and often religious) worldview.
A contard will often have the same attitudes and pigheadedness of an extreme liberal, and neither side really understands the irony.
A contard holds extreme conservative beliefs based on little more than what he or she wants to hear. Most information received will be internally filtered or even changed into something that better fits into their conservative (and often religious) worldview.
A contard will often have the same attitudes and pigheadedness of an extreme liberal, and neither side really understands the irony.
Jimmy is a contard. He religiously believes everything on Fox news because it sounds like what he wants to believe.
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When the word 'fucktard' doesn't quite express the way you feel about someone's level of retardation!
That cuntard has fucked himself in the arse again.
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That cuntarded prick is doing my head in!
Could he be anymore countarded?
That cuntarded prick is doing my head in!
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by Dimlo January 16, 2015
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Cuntards are commonly associated with those similar to fucktards, only worse. Cuntardary starts with Cuntards .. cuntards (cunt tards) are worse than most fucktards. The types of Cuntards out there generally steal from those they are close with, ie. credit cards from handbag in room if unsupervised. They initially present themselves to be 'Mr nice guys' ..(ie. look at me .. butter wouldn't melt in my mouth) .. yet in reality, they are generally people who have serious issues, from gambling to serious drug use. They are compulsive liars at their very best. They are all about doing their best to trick and fool anyone in their path.
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-to be contarded you must be in between drunk and high, but without all the stumbling. so dont worry about hooking up with a nasty bitch (ex.katerina).
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