cotton swab

when you gradually, but not noticeably stick your finger in a womans ass,while her panties are still on.NOTICE:By gradually and not noticeably,that means, unexpectedly.

When tired of dry humping,gradually but not noticeably,use theCOTTON SWABto awaken the moment.

by Glimpze June 18, 2008

cotton soldier

A weak, unreliable recruit. A coward or turncoat. Someone who won’t have your back when you need it.

“Bruh, Nick said he had my back in that bar fight, but he ran as soon as it started.”

“What do you expect? Nick’s a soft ass cotton soldier.”

by JesusChryslerDotCom June 28, 2019

Cotton snapper

When you have to crap so bad the head of the turd is poking out like a turtle and pressing against your cotton briefs.

Man I gotta find a bathroom I got a big ole cotton snapper chewing a hole in my underwear.

by Rippyboy August 24, 2022

Milwaukee Cotton Swab

When a person takes poop in both hands and claps in into both ears of another person

Dave gave me a Milwaukee Cotton Swab last night and now I can’t hear because of all the poop in my ears, it was pretty hot tho

by Kimochi Warui August 24, 2021

cotton spritzer

the act of pouring wine onto a womans white cotton panties while wearing them...then sucking the wine out of the fabric.....

"would you like ice cream or a cotton spritzer for desert my dear?"

by achilez July 25, 2006

cotton shot

inserting a tampon

i think it's time to give myself another cotton shot.

by arrrgh elle kaigh April 23, 2011

Cotton Socks

A game in which, two pairs of men have penetrative anal intercourse whilst wearing bright white cotton socks. Whoever gets HIV first wins, if you get Gonorrhoea or anything else you lose

C S: Hey dude lets play cotton socks

Tom: Id love to but i already have HIV so i win

C S: Aww man!

by rapheboy April 4, 2009