Cosby Sweater

Pubic Hair that is matted down with chocolate Jell-O Pudding

I was going down on that woman and saw that she was wearing a Cosby Sweater on her hooch.

by gigglechick November 20, 2014

Cosby Sweater

A brightly colored sweater with intricate geometric patterns meant to confuse and distract women so that her drink can be drugged without her noticing.

The frat boy wore his Cosby sweater to the bar in hopes that he could date rape some poor woman.

by Doc Bliss September 2, 2016

bill cosby sweater

Before having sex, one eats a shit load of fruity pebbles. During sex. you induce vomiting on her chest to mimic a bill cosby sweater.

Come on baby, give me a bill cosby sweater.

by jacob latta balls February 23, 2009

Cosby Sweater

A condom worn during rape.

Detective 1: I think we found something over here. Might be our Cosby Sweater. Pulls used condom out of dumpster

Detective 2: Dude, that's gross. But yea, probably our Cosby Sweater.

Detective 1: Who thinks about putting on a condom before raping someone?

Detective 2: They walk around with it on. Now please, put that thing in a bag.

by TRock216 April 14, 2017

Bill Cosby Sweater

The act of eating entire box of Fruity Pebbles and then while having sex with your girlfriend, barf on her chest and jizz on her face.

I gave my girlfriend a Bill Cosby Sweater for Christmas this year.

by ziggy & co. March 13, 2009

Bill Cosby's Sunday Sweater

A Bill Cosby Sunday Swear is where a girl gets completely naked and rubs pudding on her body in lewd fashions.

Dude maddie sent me a Bill Cosby's Sunday Sweater last night it was so hot

by Whypop September 11, 2013

Star-Spangled Cosby Sweater

A revised version of the Cosby Sweater where, after eating the cereal mixture, instead of Vomiting the substance on the partner's stomach, you Regurgitate the blend of cereals into the anus which causes a sensation similar to heartburn, but in the rectum.

Person 1: "Hey man did you see that Star-Spangled Cosby Sweater I gave that chick last night!"
Person 2: "Hell yeah, I saw the picture yesterday and that shit was sick"
Person 1: "Yeah she said she took a whole bottle of Tums after!"

by dexinasuit March 28, 2024