Cornelius

Cornelius: a name typically stereotyped or given definition by persons not named Cornelius; who have never met a Cornelius; or who are jealous they are not a Cornelius. A Cornelius and his corresponding lifestyle can be used to profound and lasting effect, as no one ever forgets meeting or sharing a memory with a Cornelius. A Cornelius’ magnetic, effervescent and fearless persona is generally a product of having survived a lifetime of name abuse at the hands of blandly named, high-fiving d-bags named Mike, Phil, Steve and/or Rob. Cornelius’ generally enjoy expectations because they never disappoint. Little can also be done to stop a Cornelius once he starts talking, drinking, smoking, fighting, yelling and schmoozing, and rest assured, if you’ve made to back to Cornelius’ home after having met one, you’ve already made up your mind to make him breakfast.

Tiffany: So, I met this guy last night and the only way I could get him to shut up was to sleep with him.

Gisel: Was his name Cornelius?

by Mr. Dam July 14, 2010

Cornelis

He is an awesome beautiful boy who always smells good and loves everyone unconditionally. He will make you happy no matter what. And when you speak your mind to him, he will always listen, be companionate, and understand your feelings because that's how Corn is <33. He is a blonde, tall, and super strong. He is also very smart and talented. He learns faster than anyone else, and he is super good at coding. Cornelis doesn't care about any one's opinions except from the person he cares the most. He is good with people. He is very outgoing, speaks his mind, and has a strong character. If you meet a Cornelis, treat him well, give him Jelly Tots, and hug him all the time.

I LOVE CORNELIS >:)

by Eliayayayyayayaya November 24, 2021

CORNELIATIOUS

LOOKING LIKE OR SEEMING TO LOOK LIKE SOMEONE NAMED CORNELIUS.

THAT JACKASS JOE WAS LOOKING SO CORNELIATIOUS LAST NIGHT.

by JIMMY III III November 5, 2022

Cornelia

A hot blonde who gives every guy a camel toe. Total hottie that every guy wants to bang. Cornelia's have super sexy bodies and can pull of any clothes, but best without any. They are tall and lean and are excellent kissers. Best person to tell secrets too and to ask for advice

Guy 1: Who's you hook up with?
Guy 2: This super hot chick who knows her ways in bed. She must be Cornelia

by udfreakforevaandeva January 12, 2013

cornelius party

A party thrown in the wild, loud style of the music video "Cornelius" by the Bloody Beetroots.

The term may be used in crowded situations, as the phrase seems to be an oxymoron to many and therefore unappealing.

Man 1: You hitting up that cornelius party tonight bro
Man 2: Hell yeah I'm stoked

Untrendy uninvited onlooker: Cornelius party, must be some dungeons and dragons orgy... weirdos...

by lololololaidslololol August 19, 2009

Cornelia

A blond hair girl with green eyes. She is unique from the other but usually nice.

Whoa, dude, did you se Cornelia
Yes?

by A nice boi May 22, 2017

Colonel Cornelius Cornwall

From the earth I rise, and to the earth I will one day return.

What's up, mothershuckers? My name is colonel cornelius Cornwall, and I'm here today to introduce you to:

corn

Corn is a North American serial plant. It yields large kernels on a cob.

It is also called 'maize' because of how easy it is to get lost in its incredible flavor.

Side effects of corn may include... Uh, choking, I guess.

Come on down today, and try some corn or we will sacrifice your newborn-

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'You are such a Colonel Cornelius Cornwall'

by bluevanman69 December 18, 2020