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Hershey cookies and cream bar 

When you have anal sex with a Virgin and cum in her butthole and she pushed it out with a turd afterwards
I Hershey cookies and cream bared this fat virgin last night, and when I was done she pushed it out and it smelled like bleach and shit

Cookies and cream 

A game where a chocolate chip cookie is laid in the middle of a circle jerk and everyone ejaculates onto the cookie,if anyone misses the cookie they have to eat the cookie.If noone misses the cookie then the last person to ejaculate has to eat the cookie.
My mom caught us all skipping school one day.She came home from work early and caught us in the basement playing cookies and cream.
Cookies and cream by Drew Wolverton September 28, 2003

cookies 'n cream

Descibes a woman's attitude toward sex and her ablility to produce copious amounts of natural lubricant to facilitate same. A woman who likes a lot of sex, offers her cookie and who's natural juices, cream, flow easily.
I was out with a hot babe last night and she was all cookies 'n cream.
cookies 'n cream by CA Doc May 22, 2007

Cookies N' Cream 

When you shart and jizz at the same time and it mixes in your underwear.
"I ate some bad Chinese food last night before jerkin it and I Cookies N' Cream-ed"
Cookies N' Cream by Cap95 July 29, 2017

Cookies and Cream 

1. The black and white speckled area revealed after removing a portion of a cigarette filter (most often a white filter and beyond a dotted line)

2. The swampy substance created by cumming on a girl's back after doggystyle sex and using the cum pool as an ash tray
Look, Mike! I found the cookies and cream in this crappy foreign cigarette.

Angie, the curves of your back make a fine vessel for the cookies and cream I've just deposited.
Cookies and Cream by mike_hawk_69 August 12, 2009

Cookies and cream 

When you rally a chick in the ass and get chunks of shit on your dick, you get her to suck it, then you blow it in her mouth.
"i fed this bitch cookies and cream last night"
Cookies and cream by Mitch69 November 9, 2008