smooch my cooch

(phrase) - similar to the male "suck my dick", smooch my cooch is slang for no way or fuck you. Also, it can be both a response to a command/request or a useful comeback.

1.) Wow, Kait said that about me? She can smooch my cooch!

2.)Hey Ma, smooch my cooch; i'll do my homework later.

smooch my cooch by KTD 4L September 7, 2008

smooch my cooch

(phrase) - similar to the male "suck my dick", smooch my cooch is slang for no way or fuck you. Also, it can be both a response to a command/request or a useful comeback.

1.) Wow, Kait Frankewich said that about me? She can smooch my cooch!

2.)Hey Ma, smooch my cooch; i'll do my homework later.

smooch my cooch by KTD 4L September 6, 2008

smooch dat cooch 

when you smooch someone’s cooch , self explanatory

- omg i’m totally gunna smooch dat cooch tonight with gina!

- wow good for you bro i can’t pull any girls
- maybe that’s cuz ur a guy in a lesbian bar…

smooch dat cooch by ball.sucker December 7, 2022

Smooch my cooch

Female genital counterpart to "suck my dick"

Kelly: Smooch my cooch, asshole!

or

Mary: Not to smooch my own cooch, but... I was the best player on my team today.

Smooch my cooch by honeyxcream November 16, 2023

Ava’s cooch 

Tends to smell like week old fish mixed with a landfil.

Ava’s cooch was so bad aqua man wouldn’t go near it

Ava’s cooch by Chungus22 July 9, 2019

Cupid's Cooch 

Only the best of the best girls can give it. It's like being struck by the cupid's arrow. A guy falls madly in love with after just one look at her vagina. The affect can last month's.

That girl broke up with me and gave me the cupid's cooch, now my heart aches for her.

Cupid's Cooch by Chills1980 July 30, 2019

McDonald’s cooch

A McDonald’s cooch is a crack in the floor of a McDonald’s bathroom. Most guys find them when they are suupeerrr horny. No man can resist a McDonald’s cooch

My mouth waters at that McDonald’s cooch all battered up in a McFlurry and soggy fries. I can’t wait wait to have a rip at it. Mmm mmm mmmm

McDonald’s cooch by Sagitusnapitus January 4, 2021