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Construction Cutfuck

When some dipshit knows the lanes are merging into one because of a construction zone and they drive all the way to the end of the lane closing and cut you off at the last second, making them a Construction Cutfuck.
I was having a great day until that "construction cutfuck" made me slam on my breaks and made me want to beat the shit out of them.

Good thing I didn't have my AK-47 because I would have let that "construction cutfuck" take a few shells to his car.
by Sakpat February 12, 2010
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gm_construct

A level for the popular HL2 Mod 'Garry's Mod' designed to test all of the then-current source engine technologies in a single map.

The map has undergone several iterations since it's creation in GMod v.10, but has prominently featured a water pool, a small interior and a construction area.

The version of gm_construct currently (August 2011) included with Garry's Mod on Steam is version 2.3.
by Derekk777 August 23, 2011
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Constructive Bitchicism

con-struc-tive/kənˈstrəktiv bitchicism/biCHcis·sizəm

When a woman has a good point but it still comes of as Nagging !
"Baby you look great, you shure you wanna wear those shoes with that?"

With that woman it's all just constructive bitchicism.
by Chario September 3, 2012
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Duncan Construction

The business owned by the most famous noncelebrity soundboard prank of all time.

On Youtube there are easily a thousand videos of soundboard calls using Frank, the owner of Duncan Construction.
Duncan Construction. This is Frank how'r yew?

Awwww fuggew yew stewpid cawksucker.
by Styxhexenhammer November 28, 2009
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Road Construction

Road construction is a team sport, usually played by only one team. The object of the game is to place as many orange cones on the road for as long as possible. The sport attracts a variety of spectators usually arriving by vehicle in the earlier mornings and in the late afternoons. The sport can also be coupled with a game of Detour. In the game of Detour, the fans are given a series of complicated directions to follow with one critical piece of information missing. The object of the game of Detour is to determine this critical piece of information.
1. Hey Bob, I'll be watching the Road Construction this morning so I'll be late to work.

2. Yeah, sorry I'm late. Detour lasted a lot longer than expected. They gave us some really tough clues.
by bob123456789123456789 October 2, 2008
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arniverous construct

Dammit! I think I just broke my arniverous construct!
by Mr. Shazbot May 18, 2004
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construction season

The time of year when it seems like every main road or side street is undergoing some sort of roadway construction. The fixing of potholes, trimming of branches, or (personal favorite) middle of the road guy in a manhole doing god knows what, are typical of construction season.
Getting to the beach was a bitch today, fuckin construction season is in full force!

I didn't even realize construction season was around the corner till they marked up my street with paint.
by misanthropic guest speaker March 12, 2009
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