LMOA constrictor

(el-em-OAH-kon-strik-tur) A word used to describe a level of lol in which one has a metaphorical snake coming out of their anus.

Dude... When I saw Justin's attempt to triforce I had an LMOA constrictor.

by Birfdae Boy December 21, 2010

Boa constrictor

Squeezing a friend until he or she can no longer breathe

How was last night?
Sucked. Josh hit me with a boa constrictor.

by Jleebootyhole January 24, 2015

Boa Constrictor

A woman, who, during fellatio, unhinges her jaw, in order to take in an abnormally large male member.

Last night, that Boa Constrictor had to ice her jaw after we finished.

by NoPseudonym February 24, 2009

cambodian boa constrictor

The act of deucing around a girl's neck as she lays on her back.

Hey, did you hear Carl gave Shannon a Cambodian Boa Constrictor after he got back from his business trip?

by D_Stroker July 21, 2014

Kansas Boa Constrictor

A girls riding your cock cow girl style. She drank to much and she starts vomiting. Every vomit causes her vagina to tighten. Resulting in a tight snake like sensation on ones cock.

I got had this girl last night giving me the ole Kansas Boa Constrictor. My cock is sore.

by B. Long/stay hard December 14, 2020

The Boa Constrictor

Dislocating your partner's jaw before they give you oral sex.

He gave her the boa constrictor so she could fit all of his manhood in her mouth.

by Jrockoff August 4, 2023

Boa Constrictor

Taking your foreskin and stretching it over your friends head until he taps out.
Similar to a boa constrictor swallowing it’s pretty.

Wow Matt just got boa constrictored out

by Billbobagginsin September 2, 2021