(el-em-OAH-kon-strik-tur) A word used to describe a level of lol in which one has a metaphorical snake coming out of their anus.
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Get the cambodian boa constrictor mug.A girls riding your cock cow girl style. She drank to much and she starts vomiting. Every vomit causes her vagina to tighten. Resulting in a tight snake like sensation on ones cock.
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Be careful what you think when you are around them, because they might respond even if you don't want them to.
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Drunk guy 1: "Check out her boots! Is that rattlesnake?"
Drunk guy's girlfriend: "Nah, that's fauxa-constrictor! And why you lookin' at another woman fool?!"
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