LMOA constrictor

(el-em-OAH-kon-strik-tur) A word used to describe a level of lol in which one has a metaphorical snake coming out of their anus.

Dude... When I saw Justin's attempt to triforce I had an LMOA constrictor.

by Birfdae Boy December 21, 2010

Boa constrictor

Squeezing a friend until he or she can no longer breathe

How was last night?
Sucked. Josh hit me with a boa constrictor.

by Jleebootyhole January 25, 2015

Boa Constrictor

A woman, who, during fellatio, unhinges her jaw, in order to take in an abnormally large male member.

Last night, that Boa Constrictor had to ice her jaw after we finished.

by NoPseudonym February 25, 2009

cambodian boa constrictor

The act of deucing around a girl's neck as she lays on her back.

Hey, did you hear Carl gave Shannon a Cambodian Boa Constrictor after he got back from his business trip?

by D_Stroker July 21, 2014

Kansas Boa Constrictor

A girls riding your cock cow girl style. She drank to much and she starts vomiting. Every vomit causes her vagina to tighten. Resulting in a tight snake like sensation on ones cock.

I got had this girl last night giving me the ole Kansas Boa Constrictor. My cock is sore.

by B. Long/stay hard December 15, 2020

Boa Constrictor

Taking your foreskin and stretching it over your friends head until he taps out.
Similar to a boa constrictor swallowing it’s pretty.

Wow Matt just got boa constrictored out

by Billbobagginsin September 02, 2021

Boa Constrictor

When a male gets a visible erection while flirting with a female, and it is noticeable by gawked spectators.

He had a Boa Constrictor while flirting with the chick in the corner.

by Joe's tongue October 17, 2017