conk

Older British slang for "nose."

"I… hit him repeatedly on the conk. My reason for this was that his conk was covered with carbuncles, and I thought I should vex him by taking such liberties with his conk—which in fact I did."

-Quoted from Thomas de Quincey, "On Murder Considered as One of the Fine Arts," first published 1827.

by MaSh92587 March 09, 2006

conk

A conk is a sexy ostrich

oooo tht's a right Conk (sexy ostrich)

by Cotton mate March 04, 2005

conk

commonly used as an expression when you hurt a part of your anatomy

*hits head*
"Ow fuck, I just got conked"

by Jenny June 25, 2003

conk

A very large nose.

That Smithy has a big conk.

by Craig Hanlon November 19, 2003

conk

A tern used to call someone a sexy Osterich.

"You are a right conk!"

by broders mate March 14, 2005

CONK

"Cool".

Actually a texting error, when texting "cool" using 0-9 keys. Hit the correct keys but with the wrong count, yet it looks like a real word for cool.

Could be the first word invented by a machine.

Texting:
JC: How was the trip?
Mattman: It was conk

by Conk-D December 06, 2009

Conk

to absolutely obliterate something

i'll conk you over the head you daft bastard

by ChiefParstington May 12, 2020