conk

A conk is a sexy ostrich

oooo tht's a right Conk (sexy ostrich)

by Cotton mate March 04, 2005

conk

commonly used as an expression when you hurt a part of your anatomy

*hits head*
"Ow fuck, I just got conked"

by Jenny June 25, 2003

conk

A very large nose.

That Smithy has a big conk.

by Craig Hanlon November 19, 2003

conk

A tern used to call someone a sexy Osterich.

"You are a right conk!"

by broders mate March 14, 2005

CONK

"Cool".

Actually a texting error, when texting "cool" using 0-9 keys. Hit the correct keys but with the wrong count, yet it looks like a real word for cool.

Could be the first word invented by a machine.

Texting:
JC: How was the trip?
Mattman: It was conk

by Conk-D December 06, 2009

Conk

to absolutely obliterate something

i'll conk you over the head you daft bastard

by ChiefParstington May 12, 2020

conked it

the art of blacking out or any form of passing out under the influence. Can also be used as a way to describe falling into a deep dark slumber.

'fuck I conked it'
'shit bro you shoulda seen Linda on the weekend, she conked it'
'ripped a fat cone and conked it mums life'

by Grace the sk August 02, 2021