Cunt confetti

Flakes of dried girl goo, toilet paper lint and/ or ball butter

Check for cunt confetti before you eat her out she gets around bro.

by Mistermilk5 August 24, 2020

blasted a confetti cannon

Giving a hand job to a washed up hip hop artist

During a party at a work convention in which Sir Mix-A-Lot was performing, I blasted a confetti cannon.

by jk63 August 12, 2016

anal confetti

A particularly nasty and liquid form of diarrhea. When one gets up from the toilet and looks down upon their handiwork, the small bits both in the water and on the walls of the toilet bowl itself resemble Times Sqaure on New Years Eve.

I might have the flu; I just distributed some anal confetti. At least I'm not packing the double-barrel shotgun...

by Duct Tape Boy February 15, 2004

liquid confetti

the partially digested, strangely colored substance that appears after a gagging reflex, when you become a multicolored organic fountain. can be used as a noun or a verb, just like vomit

That smells like liquid confetti.

She's such a lightweight, she can liquid confetti after half a beer.

by kelzebra August 8, 2005

colon confetti

Feces, poop, shit, diarrhea etc.

Mike: *Exits Bathroom* You might want to wait a few minutes before going in there. I just made colon confetti.
Joe: Thanks for the warning!

by Diegaa June 19, 2008

Butthole Confetti

Small balls of toilet paper that end up on the floor from overzealous wiping. Usually contains traces of dookie.

I'm not sure who was in this bathroom before me, but judging by the butthole confetti, they're having a rough day.

by Petruzniak March 17, 2020

Man Confetti

Cum, ejaculate
“🎊”

“Man confetti is ready to make the bed wetty”

by MAN CONFETTI October 27, 2020