confuzzlated

Nt understanding what someone is talking about as they rant on about something you have no clue about.

Boy: Oh my gosh did you see the Mets pwn up the Cubs last night, and with that Homer offZambrano?

Girl: wait what? I'm confuzzlated!

by GabbersxxxD August 6, 2007

confusilated

confused or lost in the moment or just not making much sense

a confusilated mindset known basically throughout the african american population

by nique590 November 13, 2011

Confubulate

The practice of explaining things by talking in circles and using words that no one understands, thereby convincing a group that you understand 100% that you are correct in taking on the project in question. They are usually cat-loving (not with sweet and sour) adults of a larger size who dwell in their parents' basements watching Star Wars movies and online gaming. Because of the lack of human interaction, they are starving for conversation leading to them being a running commentary of web news all day, applying themselves into the fantasy world of social-networking (convincing others of their legendary skills and looks). They are usually allergic to everything as they spend all of their time alone in a basement in their own clutterific world.

Upon leaving his stump on February 2nd, Punxsutawney Phil confubulated that Spring will last another 6 weeks thus giving him ample time to find a new mail-order mate.

by Stretch Feline June 14, 2012

Confuscate

Not to be confused with confiscate, this word is used to describe those individuals who just don't get it.

Chris - Dude! Andy was so confuscated when I started talking about the tenets of Randian philosophy.

John - You're talking about the Wheel of Time series, right?

by Impish Mortal February 6, 2010

Confusicated

When a relationship is confusing and complicated.

Luke- "Hey Josh, are you and Ashley dating?"
Josh- "Kinda, no, yes, I don't really know, it's confusicated."
Luke- "Oh, I guess I understand."

by colton the flying monkey November 13, 2011

confukulate

when you are sooo fucking confused its confukulating ...
when your brain is completly brain fried

u confukulate me

by bellaboo18 June 10, 2011

Confusinated F***

Confusinated is a term used to describe someone who is so confused that they appear to be intoxicated, which in some cases they are.

Some signs and symptoms are, but not limited to: rambling; someone who walks up a down escalator;a person who says random things that make no sense; someone who, when inside an elevator, stands right in front of the elevator door and faces the back; someone who doesn't understand how to balance, talk without slurs, and cannot hold eye contact; a person that doesn't know why they woke up in the bed of this creepy weird old man.

The only known cure for a confusinated f*** is a firm, and powerful bitch slap.

(waking up to a naked creepy weird old man right after you buy a new house)
Dude: what the.. why da.. oh my god your naked! Why are you in my bed?
weird old man: I came with the house, you confusinated F***.

by Elite Slipknot Maggot April 9, 2010