Firey Cone of Hell

A Cone so packed no mortal man can conquer, leaving a trail of blazing wake in your eyes and throat. Shearing the mere parts of your human soul.

John- Dude, I think I just had a Firey Cone of Hell.....
James- Oh yeah?

by Jimmison! January 17, 2011

Cone of Shame

Dunce cap. A cone with a big ''D'' written on the front given out if you are a dunce

No, Nigel. That's not even close to being right. Now you must wear the dunce cap (cone of shame)

by Bareechkle September 5, 2016

Cone of Uncertainty

The area where a hurricane is predicted to make landfall. Shaped like a cone because of the variable nature of weather

#1: Dude, the cone of uncertainty is right over New Orleans.
#2: Fuck that, those dipshit meteorologists always get it wrong.
#1: I don't know man, sounds like Hurrication

by elliotneal October 27, 2008

Cone-owner

Cone-owner: He gulped from her diva cup as if it were the fountain of youth.

Cone-owner: He gulped from her diva cup as if it were the fountain of youth.

by Boss_Cunt_Queen May 2, 2022

Cone of Friends

An unconventional, humorous way of referring to one's social network, representing the various trajectories of relationships that extend through time and space. Each friend within the cone signifies a unique path influenced by shared experiences, interactions, and the time spent together

At his graduation party, John looked around and realized his cone of friends, each representing different stages and experiences of his life, was truly expansive and diverse.

by Phieyl June 29, 2023

Get my cone on

To "get my cone on" refers to having sex with a bald man aka Conehead

Are you looking forward to tonight's date with Mike?
Hell yeah, going to get my cone on with that hot bald man

by Pootsicatsa August 14, 2017

Cone-In-One

Jut like Golf’s “Hole-In-One” being the ultimate and sought-after shot, the Cone In One follows the same concept but within the marijuana smoking world.
A Cone-In-One is the ultimate toke, the ultimate cone punched. This one single cone eradicates the need for any more smoking because you’ve reached meltdown stage. Once it has occurred you can pack up your gear and ride the snake…
Cone In Ones can come planned or by surprise, although, it is possible for one to master the art of packing the cone-piece to achieve a perfect cone-in-one toke.

Whether a successful cone-in-one was achieved can differ from person-to-person as each person’s state of brain meltdown can be different from each other. But the defining outcome is always the state of meltdown.

*Cone In One’s are best achieved in evil homemade bongs such as Waterfall bongs.

R: Bro, I got absolutely smassshheed the other night. I rate it one of the biggest meltdown's ever... I think I saw my last brain cell jump out of my ear!

S: Yeah? How many cones did you punch?

R: Just one bro! One!

S: Hahaha! A Cone-In-One...

R: Fuck yeah.

by Rashman December 20, 2008