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Condoleeza Rice Krispies

Breakfast cereal with some side-effects. Manufactured by Bush-Lovers United Food Federation (BLUFF) this product enables the eater to talk crap, backtrack, and look desperate at every opportunity. WARNING: eating this cereal will seriously alter the positioning of your front teeth....permanently.
Once upon a time there was a little girl called Condoleeza. Her mom got her some Condoleeza Rice Krispies and she ate 'em all up. Then she morphed into a suit-wearing, buck-toothed Bush-gimp who has now become happy to be a Presidential puppet with Dubya twitching her strings. My, betcha moms proud of you now Condo!!!!
by clairem December 24, 2008
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The Condomleezza Rice

Occurs when a man specifically requests a handjob with a condom on, and proceeds to receive one to cumpletion.
Guy 1: So man, how far did you get with Rita last night?
Guy 2: Dude, I actually requested The Condomleezza Rice, and received. It surprisingly feels pretty good, and there's almost zero cleanup!
by BroNamath69 June 2, 2011
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Condoleezza Rice

(n) One who shops for Ferragamos while her brothers and sisters drown and die. A denizen of pure, unadulterated evil put upon the earth to cause as much pain and suffering as possible while enriching a criminal cartel. An unmitigated liar who seeks to confuse and obfuscate. Physical characteristics are an evil, spotted mug with a disastrous set of fangs protruding from a dessicated maw.
I wonder why Condoleezza Rice doesn't see a dentist?
by Balls Fargas June 19, 2007
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Condoleezza Rice

Paul: Why is my Condoleezza Rice so dry?
John: Is that really a question?
by yomama'smom January 27, 2010
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condoleezza rice

A good excuse to use the words "nigger".

She who supported the war in Iraq and lied about the war, resulting in the deaths of innocent people: Iraqi civilians, woung men and women who had their whole lives ahead of them... now thanks to George W. Bush and this stupid cunt, among others, the United States are in deep shit.
Thank god that Barbara Boxer gave a piece of her mind to that Condoleezza Rice bitch.
by Lorelili March 28, 2005
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Condaleeza Rice

Got what she benifited from affirmative action and now wants to illegalize it.
by Janel Karam April 19, 2004
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Condaleeza Rice

A person who does not have time to fulfill their official duty (appearing before the 9/11 commission), but plenty of time to go on Fox News to be interviewed by Sean Hannity, a right wing apologist.
A child in school Condaleeza Riced when he blew off class, but spent twice that time explaining why class is irrelevant.
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