The set of rules that Armenians (mostly ones originating from Armenia, and not Iran or Lebanon) follow these.
1)Thou shall wear shoes with the tip shaped like the tip of a jalapeno.
2)Thou shall wear Adidas sweatpants with Gucci shoes.
3)Thou shall not cuss in front of women.
4)Thou shall respect their father and mother.
5)*****Thou shall NEVER eat pussy*****
6)Thou shall not have sex with their wives for any reason, other than to have a baby.
7)Thou shall bend down to sit, feet on the ground, but with their butts stuck in air, and a true Armenian CAN MANTAIN THIS POSITION FOR OVER 5 MINUTES!!!
8)Thou shall ALWAYS leave 5 pounds of sunflower seeds on the ground of were they kick it with their brothers.
9)Thou shall no the Armenian Slang Dictionary.
10)Thou shall not shave their legs, chests, arms, etc.
11)Thou shall ALWAYS have a Tupac CD in their car.
12)Thou shall own at least 1 of the following: a BMW, Mercedes Benz, or a Infiniti G35.
13)Thou shall wear sunglasses outside, even when there IS NO SUN!
1)Thou shall wear shoes with the tip shaped like the tip of a jalapeno.
2)Thou shall wear Adidas sweatpants with Gucci shoes.
3)Thou shall not cuss in front of women.
4)Thou shall respect their father and mother.
5)*****Thou shall NEVER eat pussy*****
6)Thou shall not have sex with their wives for any reason, other than to have a baby.
7)Thou shall bend down to sit, feet on the ground, but with their butts stuck in air, and a true Armenian CAN MANTAIN THIS POSITION FOR OVER 5 MINUTES!!!
8)Thou shall ALWAYS leave 5 pounds of sunflower seeds on the ground of were they kick it with their brothers.
9)Thou shall no the Armenian Slang Dictionary.
10)Thou shall not shave their legs, chests, arms, etc.
11)Thou shall ALWAYS have a Tupac CD in their car.
12)Thou shall own at least 1 of the following: a BMW, Mercedes Benz, or a Infiniti G35.
13)Thou shall wear sunglasses outside, even when there IS NO SUN!
Aram broke rule number 5 of the "Armenian Code of Conduct", so WE PUT A GYOTI ACHOT ON HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ara le-car et gyot Aram eh pootz a lezel, bayc inch bozi txa ya che aper ????
Ara le-car et gyot Aram eh pootz a lezel, bayc inch bozi txa ya che aper ????
by BLANKBLANK24 April 30, 2009
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1. The substantial accumulation of musterfucks.
2. When there's like a situation where you go, "yeah, that's a little messed up" but then one more thing happens that cockslaps you in the face and makes you go," Oh, shit that situation is so confucted now."
3. (adj) describing a situation in which case you'd rather watch horses fuck. and none of that kinky shit.
Synonyms:
fucked up, messed up, shitty, like-bird-shat
Antonyms:
so-glorious, victorious,
2. When there's like a situation where you go, "yeah, that's a little messed up" but then one more thing happens that cockslaps you in the face and makes you go," Oh, shit that situation is so confucted now."
3. (adj) describing a situation in which case you'd rather watch horses fuck. and none of that kinky shit.
Synonyms:
fucked up, messed up, shitty, like-bird-shat
Antonyms:
so-glorious, victorious,
Will- "People are just so fucked up sometimes"
Grace- "I know, the whole thing is just confucted"
Nick-"Did you see the chick last night?"
Molly-"Yeah, she was really confucted."
Nick- "I totally confucted that shit."
Grace- "I know, the whole thing is just confucted"
Nick-"Did you see the chick last night?"
Molly-"Yeah, she was really confucted."
Nick- "I totally confucted that shit."
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Jeff thinks Trump is Pro 2A, but really Jeff is a concuck because Trump is taking away his 2A rights.
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Person 1: Did you hear what the boys made Perry do?
Person 2: No, what was it this time?
Person 1: They made him do the cracky concoction.
Person 2: Standard, he must have deserved it.
Person 2: No, what was it this time?
Person 1: They made him do the cracky concoction.
Person 2: Standard, he must have deserved it.
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Get the conductor mug.1. A person who waves his arm infront of a bunch of musicians.
Normally, a conductor thinks the musicians that he is conducting is actully watching him.
But, in reality, more then half of the times, they are just wondering off or too busy sight reading their music.
2. A guy who has actully been through a LOAD of boring music theory class. Where he learned weird stuff such as what is a V7/V chord and how it will be resolved to a I chord in another key. Normally is WAY more knowledgeable then any other person that he is leading
Normally, a conductor thinks the musicians that he is conducting is actully watching him.
But, in reality, more then half of the times, they are just wondering off or too busy sight reading their music.
2. A guy who has actully been through a LOAD of boring music theory class. Where he learned weird stuff such as what is a V7/V chord and how it will be resolved to a I chord in another key. Normally is WAY more knowledgeable then any other person that he is leading
1. Conductor: "You guys need to WATCH ME!"
Violin player: "Okay..."
Trombone player: "I can't see you"
Tuba player: "ZZZzzz... ZZZzzz... HUH?"
Flute player: "...... *fidgets flute, look at stand*"
Trumpet player: "ummm... say what?"
Precussion player: "Blah, my tempo marking is better then yours"
2. Conductor #1: Did you notice? There is a phrasing from measure 4 to measure 26 and then the key changes to the realtive minor, and the mode is a phyrgian mode!
Conductor #2: Yeah! Then on measure 28, there is a V7/V chord, it is held until measure 31 then its finally resloved into a 1 chord in the key of F
Conductor #1: Totally! And they should play softer during this pianissssssssimo pessage... and WAY LOUDER during this Fortissssssssimo pessage
*Both conductor laughs evily as other musicians stares at him wondring what the hell did they just say*
Violin player: "Okay..."
Trombone player: "I can't see you"
Tuba player: "ZZZzzz... ZZZzzz... HUH?"
Flute player: "...... *fidgets flute, look at stand*"
Trumpet player: "ummm... say what?"
Precussion player: "Blah, my tempo marking is better then yours"
2. Conductor #1: Did you notice? There is a phrasing from measure 4 to measure 26 and then the key changes to the realtive minor, and the mode is a phyrgian mode!
Conductor #2: Yeah! Then on measure 28, there is a V7/V chord, it is held until measure 31 then its finally resloved into a 1 chord in the key of F
Conductor #1: Totally! And they should play softer during this pianissssssssimo pessage... and WAY LOUDER during this Fortissssssssimo pessage
*Both conductor laughs evily as other musicians stares at him wondring what the hell did they just say*
by Tao or Toa September 20, 2005
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