taint complaint

when your taint smells so foul that someone makes a formal complaint to the local authorities.

Man, Martin's taint smelled so bad that Jenny filed a taint complaint to the police department. I think he is serving 5 to 10!

by jeeeeeahhhh July 16, 2009

Compliment boner

When you're throwing so many compliments around that the recipient gets aroused.

You keep telling me how awesome I am and I'm going to get a compliment boner.

by Yomommasbae August 21, 2015

Schrodinger's compliment

When a girl compliments a guy and he has to figure out if she is flirting or just being nice, leaving the compliment in duel state of both an act of friendship and of flirting until the guy asks.

What's wrong with him?
My boy got hit with Schrodinger's compliment and now he's having a crisis.

by Mordenkainen November 13, 2020

Compliment Whore

n. A person who is constantly insulting themselves in order to receive pity and sympathy from those around them. Sometimes the point of their fishing for compliments is to purposely make the other person feel bad. They won't shut up no matter how many compliments are fed to them.

Can be seen to the equivalency of your girlfriend asking you every 10 seconds if she's fat in that dress.

Girl: OMG I WEIGH 90 POUNDS!! I AM SOOOO FAT!!!
Friend: You're not fat, you're skinnier than me!
Girl: I AM SOOOOOOOO FAT!!!
Friend: Compliment whore...

Girl: I CAN'T BELIEVE I GOT A 98% ON THE QUIZ!! I AM SOOO STUPID!!!
Friend: But that's the highest grade in the class, you're like the smartest person I know!
Girl: I AM SOOOOO STUPID!!!
Friend: Compliment whore...

by ChalkyFish December 1, 2009

Fishing for Compliments

The act of criticizing yourself so that others will praise you.

Mackenzie is always complaining about her singing. She's not a bad singer, I don't know why she's fishing for compliments.

by TobyFlenderson January 13, 2015

fall-back complaint

when someone often changes the subject to repeat specific complaints.

Bill mentioning a problem he is having regardless of what other people are saying is a fall-back complaint.

Joe: How was your day?
Bill: Fine. Do you know why is the bus always late?

Mary: Hello Bill.
Bill: Hey. The bus is late again.

Dave: Talk to you tomorrow Bill.
Bill: Okay! I hope the bus wont be late.

Jim: Can you give me Mary's number?
Bill: Did you know the bus is always late?

by mack junk February 3, 2012

complimentary horror game flashlight

A term popularized by Robert Jay Perez (Kubz Scouts) to reflect upon how a horror game usually gives you a flashlight to use.

This game gives you a complimentary horror game flashlight.

by socksran July 8, 2023