Comeau

n. Someone who is a fan of the Louisiana Booty Call, anal probes, acne sex, gay old men porn, bisexual women with hairy twats, and Mongolian bow wows. Also someone who skips first base and goes right to shitting on their partners chest.

v. the act of fisting males anus whilst docking.

a. another term for being homosexual to all of your straight friends.

n. Dude this comeau was doing the dirtiest things with me last night.

v. i was comeauing with my dad the evening before last.

a. Eric, stop being comeau.

by ronnie willz November 17, 2011

Keagan comeau

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by Bbgbbg January 22, 2022

COMEAU'D

A practical joke, action or series of events that absolutly makes zero sense that has negitave results.

I gave my freiend money to buy beer for a party. They accepted the money, buy a meat and cheese tray and go to a movie instead. "You've been Comeau'd!"

by Stevo131 February 26, 2018

jack comeau

Is the greatest human being. He gets all the girls. He is very handsome and is great at sports. His eyes, hair, and looks are like a combination of Jesus and Channing Tatum. He is very tall and strong and is smart. He is also very funny. Everyone likes jack comeau and if you don't you deserve a bullet to ur brain.

He is such a jack comeau, so beutiful and handsome

by yrncudz August 10, 2017

Baie-Comeau

It's a fucking lost town somewhere in the Quebec, with a low population with a lot of ''kevins'', this town speak mostly french and has a lot of friendly people. You should definitly go to Baie-Comeau at your retirement. The main compagny ''Resolu'' died. At least they still have Alcoa to help them.

I live in Baie-Comeau

by JimLaConasse December 19, 2022

Julian Comeau

Sexiest motherfucker alive

Iykyk

That guy isn't giving Julian Comeau vibes at all

When Julian Comeau finds out he's Julian Comeau, he's probably gonna blush!

Giiirrrrllll, you are giving Julian Comeau vibes

by Lovelessonlearned13 December 12, 2023