the most annoying emo piece of shit you will ever meet. Shut the fuck up and stop talking about avenged sevenfold you piece of trash
by almxrr January 19, 2017
Get the coltonmug. likes to lie about getting nudes. He actually just googles them and sends them to his friends so they think he can actually get girls....truth is he can only get niggers! he thinks he is good at baseball and will go pro... what a sad hopeless dream.
by colton clark October 17, 2016
Get the coltonmug. 1. A gender confused male, who prefer shorter woman. Often with tiny genitals.
2. the act of homosexual anal penetration
3. Refers to guys who are incredibly annoying and douchy. Coltons are excessively squeaky and enjoy hitting on other people's girlfriends. This usually results in the Colton getting his ass kicked. Coltons give off a pungent odor and stains his pillows black. Just looking at a Colton compels most people to violent bursts of verbal obscenities.
2. the act of homosexual anal penetration
3. Refers to guys who are incredibly annoying and douchy. Coltons are excessively squeaky and enjoy hitting on other people's girlfriends. This usually results in the Colton getting his ass kicked. Coltons give off a pungent odor and stains his pillows black. Just looking at a Colton compels most people to violent bursts of verbal obscenities.
by dolpha November 17, 2009
Get the coltonmug. a person with a tiny penis and cannot get any girlsand cannot write and doesnt even know how to tie his shoe and is a chode Gender: M Meaning of Colton: "from the coal or dark town" Origin of Colton: English Colton's Popularity in 2015: #59.
look its tiny penis keller i wanna suck his chode lol Gender: M Meaning of Colton: "from the coal or dark town" Origin of Colton: English Colton's Popularity in 2015: #59.
by billy chode April 17, 2017
Get the coltonmug. he is very country, sus, trash at basketball, country ass bitch and gets no girls at all, he beats his meat every night
ur such a colton
by kaeveon jones November 28, 2018
Get the coltonmug. 1. A term for someone being excessively antagonistic and mean.
heres the logic. Someone can be a dick... if they are being a bigger dic they are being a boner. Boner and colton are similar and can be interchanged.
heres the logic. Someone can be a dick... if they are being a bigger dic they are being a boner. Boner and colton are similar and can be interchanged.
That guy was being such a colton to me. He dissed me, and my family for no reason. All i said was hello to him.
by crazay guy November 17, 2009
Get the coltonmug. a very depressed individual. Uses drugs to cover and hide his feelings, its pathetic. He is short, generally blonde longish hair. Overall "cute" kid. He will tell you lies to get into your pants, and it works! Try not to fall for his charm. He is and never will go anywhere in life. WATCH OUT!
by colton hater August 1, 2009
Get the coltonmug.