It's what you say when you've had too many beans and that your bottom feels likes jelly; you need to crap so badly.
by B-Drac December 12, 2003

I feel like I have collywobbles in my gummydoodles
by dc August 4, 2003

by Lilalolila February 15, 2025

little grass demons that hide in a grandparents backyard. If you sit on the grass for too long they reach out their long weed like arms and tie you into the dirt
granddaughter: "im going to go play in the backyard!"
grandmother: "okay but don't sit in the grass for too long or the collywobbles will getcha!"
grandmother: "okay but don't sit in the grass for too long or the collywobbles will getcha!"
by hashbrowns2 January 13, 2025

A Collywobbler is a cotton-picking bank robber who originates from the west of a certain country or nation. Supreme edgy white males occasionally e-girls use this term to racially abuse less superior counterparts, typically black.
by xxx_ifs_xxx July 28, 2019
