A very small town where everybody knows everyone. You can find your classic shit high school, CCI. Fighting in the parking lots, the pit and vaping in the long ass subway line. Look out for the Cwood guys in there white airforces and designer belts smoking weed and getting sauced on the weekends. Collingwood’s party life is as dry as your grandmothers coochie but you’ll always find the Cwood chicks getting white girl wasted, pulling trig and falling all over the place. So good luck finding a party that isn’t outside and with a good speaker. Where would everyone go without the pier, drifting in the gravel is the go to for every hick and teen with the car daddy bought them. Welcome to Collingwood and try not to OD on firebars.
Collingwood
Yo did you hear about the fight at subway?
Let me hit the juul
Let’s go to the pier!
I got next game of pong
Yo did you hear about the fight at subway?
Let me hit the juul
Let’s go to the pier!
I got next game of pong
by CWM42069 August 04, 2019
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Leaving an AFL (Australian rules football) game before its conclusion in anticipation of impending loss. Most common amongst Collingwood supporters, whose proud tradition of leaving en masse at three quarter time to catch the soonest train to Broadmeadows endures to this day.
Also applies to all football supporters too weak to cop a loss and stick with their boys till the final siren.
Also applies to all football supporters too weak to cop a loss and stick with their boys till the final siren.
Roughead slams through his second goal of the 2008 Grand Final, effectively ending Geelong's hopes of back-to-back premierships. And the Collingwood Shuffle commences!!
by DerBayer September 12, 2009
An illiterate bogan who has little or no general knowledge on any topic to that isn't to do with Australian Rules Football. They are incappable of dealing with a loss of a game, and claim it is always the umpire's fault even though they kissed dale thomas' ass the whole way through the game.
Typical ways to pass the time including getting dressed up into your favourite flannie and ugg boots, combing the mullet and going down to "norflanz" to have a drink with fellow supporters near the bus stops.
While at the game, it is tradition for a supporter to have at least 12 VBs before half time. It is also important to try and pick a fight with anybody supporting an apposing team.
Typical ways to pass the time including getting dressed up into your favourite flannie and ugg boots, combing the mullet and going down to "norflanz" to have a drink with fellow supporters near the bus stops.
While at the game, it is tradition for a supporter to have at least 12 VBs before half time. It is also important to try and pick a fight with anybody supporting an apposing team.
Normal Person " Hey what footy team do you go for?"
Collingwood Supporter " I goes fa collingwood the best f'in team in thaa AFL, if ya doesnt like them i'll kick ya arrrrsee in!"
Collingwood Supporter " I goes fa collingwood the best f'in team in thaa AFL, if ya doesnt like them i'll kick ya arrrrsee in!"
by chockyy3072 October 04, 2009
1) "you are such collingwood girls"
2) "those girls remind me of collingwood girls"
3) "yo, lets invite some collingwood girls."
4) "i heard one of the collingwood girls is having a party."
2) "those girls remind me of collingwood girls"
3) "yo, lets invite some collingwood girls."
4) "i heard one of the collingwood girls is having a party."
by on_looker May 15, 2009
A sped kid who cant fight in a argument, cant talk or spell. Just in general is a disabled kid who cant do anything and has nothing offer to this planet.
by BitLastingg March 19, 2020
by Big balled billy September 06, 2019